The Turd: An American Journey

The Turd: An American Journey, Chptr 5 – Xperience Fiction – by Liam Sweeny. The spirit and whole intent of Doctor Frankenstein, in the opinion of Ernest Kreb, did escape the pitchforked masses and the confines of a stormy mountain castle to grab hold of the first mechanics, who would, over a hundred years, give […]

The Turd: An American Journey – Chptr 4 – Xperience Fiction – by Liam Sweeny. A ringmaster in a top hat hyped the crowd assembled, each to a one blowing hot air out of a noisemaker in between shouts of “you can do it” and “go Ernie!” Hobo clowns circled around him with big balloon […]

The Turd: An American Journey, Chptr 3 – Xperience Fiction – by Liam Sweeny. The Beringer Free Clinic smelled like a three-day-old bandage soaked in Mercurochrome. He’d never been there, having had good health and a primary care doctor with a ‘57 Chevy he was restoring. Doctor Wyatt. Nice guy, healed everything with a pep […]

The Turd: An American Journey, Chptr. 2 – Xperience Fiction – by Liam Sweeny. When Ernest was barely old enough to pull up his pants, his father took him to junkyards. He was a mechanic, and if he could pick up a part from the lovechild of a two-car pileup, he could charge MSRP and […]

The Turd: An American Journey, Chptr. 1 – Xperience Fiction – by Liam Sweeny. If there was ever a more effective, or more risky way to exercise every muscle in the human body, Ernest Kreb had found it on the spotty porcelain toilet of the Mini-Mart on the corner of Madison and North Allen. His […]