The Weird Side of the Internet
100 Raccoons – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny. Imagine feeding the pigeons, and hundreds of them show up, start climbing on you, pecking at you, tuck bibs into their neck feathers and pull out plastic silverware they found in a fast food parking lot? Yeah, maybe you shouldn’t feed the […]
A Killer’s DNA – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny. Epigenetics. Yup, it’s science time. Or maybe pseudoscience, or something in between. Epigenetics is the theory that things you pick up or go through in life somehow gets carried into your genetics, or DNA, or whatever. So if you develop a […]
Bathroom Pass – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny. Were you a smoker in the boy’s room? Or girl’s room, for that matter? I sure was. But in high school, not in grade school. If I was in the bathroom in grade school, I had deliveries to make. Now were kids […]
Living Lake Winnipeg – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny. What does it mean to be a person? Arthritis? Sure. Acne? Why not. The relentless drive, if you are a male, to slide into the DMs of any woman you find “internet hot?” Well, maybe half a person there. But it’s […]
Taylor’s Guitar – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny. I’ve never understood hating celebrities. Of course, this is nowithstanding my particular loathing of Justin Timberlake, whom I saw coming out of the Sheraton on Canal Street in New Orleans, whose attention I desperately tried to get for an autograph (for eBay) […]
Ms. Doogie Howser – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny. One of the scary things about surgery, apart from the maybe dying thing, is that you’re out, and you’re trusting your life to a bunch of surgeons and nurses you don’t know. They could screw up, sure, but they could also […]
Heist! – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny. We all love a heist, don’t we? I mean, true, most of us are law-abiding citizens, it’s still a bit exhilarating to watch someone clever enough to steal from the rich and give to, well, themselves, but also to the liquor stores, brothels […]
Meatball Theft – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny. Stealing is wrong. But sometimes it’s funny. Especially in Hazel Township, Pennsylvania, when a thief in the night (well, actually in the day) spirits off with the treasure of another. The betrayal, the breaking of the social contract, and let’s add to […]
Dosing the Duck – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny. You ever leave a restaurant and grab a mint? They’re the chalky ones, you know, dissolve faster than your paycheck after dining there, if it is such a restaurant that offers mints post-cuisine. I always figured it was to make your […]
Handbag Bread – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny. It’s tough having a medical condition or a disability. It’s actually double-tough, because a.) you have a condition that sucks ass, and 2.) most other people don’t, so the world’s really theirs. For example: say there’s a club on the third floor […]
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