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Man Off a Cliff – The Weird Side of the Internet

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Man Off a Cliff

Man Off a Cliff – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny.

A man calls 911 for help in the woods. He’s hanging on for dear life after falling down a cliff. He’s partially in the water and his phone’s battery in at 2%. And it was a bear that chased him off a cliff. His name was Brandon Andrade.

Should you know that name? No, not really. Because it wasn’t the guy’s real name. And when rescuers showed up to the cliff and looked down, the dead man in the water wasn’t Brandon Andrade either. And moreover, it wasn’t the man who called.

Nicholas Hamlett had a violent criminal history and was no stranger to prison. In fact, he had served four years of a twenty-year sentence for felony assault, paroled in 2016. A man of many IDs and many states, he must have realized that even aliases could get so hot they need to be ditched.

Knoxville, Tennessee resident Douglas Lloyd was adopted by a family that loved him, but like so many people, he struggled with mental health challenges. He lived outside, and by all accounts was a helpful person to all who knew him.

He was the body in the water.

Hewitt befriended him and lured him into the woods that day, intent of killing him and assuming his identity. And he might have gotten away with it except for the fact that forensic teams aren’t made up of idiots, and short of actually pushing Lloyd halfway off the cliff, climbing down, and pushing him in the rest of the way into the water, there was no way Lloyd’s injuries would match what they got off the 911 call.

He was caught in South Carolina. But my only real question in all of this was: why would you switch an alias ID with someone’s real ID? Why not “kill” Nicholas Hewlitt and assume Douglas Lloyd? How much heat did that alias have on it?

 

 

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“Lark Hall’s Holiday Jamboree Market” 12/14/2024

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Lark Hall had quite the afternoon on December 14. While the Chili and Chowder Fest and Santa Speedo Run unfolded outside, the Hall hosted its Holiday Jamboree Market upstairs, while Twice Twice performed on the main stage. A little later, Stella Rose joined the action, performing downstairs at the Eleven.

All this, and Albany Voices of Pride, too.

Photography by Timothy Reidy.

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Week 52: JESSE SAMPLE’s Freak of the Week “You’ll Always Have A Place”

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JESSE SAMPLE’s Freak of the Week USUALLY Airs EVERY WEDNESDAY at 6pm EASTERN. But… because of the holiday, this week’s freak will air at 8pm TONIGHT!

This is Jesse Sample. What are the things that live rent-free in your head? Who are the people that dwell in the high-rise apartment buildings in the downtown of your mind? I’ve been to a few funerals this year. We won’t be running into these people at Bruegger’s Bagels or at Hoffman’s Carwash but we do bump into them often on the streets and the avenues of our inner-worlds. It’s our own personal city inside of our heads. We are the mayor, the landlord, the bartender and the garbage man.

When someone in my life dies, here in this realm… I picture a close friend from out of town who’s arriving at my apartment a few hours before I get home. They got the key and are free to raid the fridge or take a nap. When I get out of work, we’ll catch up. We can shower up and hit the corner bar or just linger in the living room, whatever. We’ve got an eternity.

Thanks to all of you tuned into RadioRadioX, this is the Freak of the Week, “You’ll Always Have A Place.”

“Chili & Chowder Fest” @ Lark Street, 12/14/2024

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Lark Street hosted its annual Chili & Chowder Fest for the 8th time this year. A good chance to warm up around the Santa Speedo Sprint and enjoy Center Square.

Photography by Timothy Reidy.

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Samara Joy @ The Egg (Hart Theatre), 12/16/2024

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Samara Joy was last year’s Grammy winner for Best New Artist and Best Jazz Vocal Album. She returned to the area to bring “A Joyful Holiday” to the Egg’s Hart Theater, where she delighted the crowd with a mix of jazz and holiday tunes, including some new material.

Photography by Timothy Reidy.

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Show Detective – Weekend Shows – 12/27-12/29

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Show Detective

Show Detective.

Friday, December 27th

An Intimate Solstice Celebration with The Paul Winter Consort, Troy Savings Bank Music Hall, Troy, 7:30pm

The seven-time Grammy-winning Paul Winter Consort, with beloved vocalist Theresa Thomason, will present the timeless music of their legendary Winter Solstice Celebration, in a joyous and profound celebration of this season of renewal and the greater family of life.

A Live Conversation with Chevy Chase, The Palace Theater, Albany, 8pm

35th Anniversary Screening of ‘National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation’

Join us for an unforgettable evening of holiday cheer and laughs as we celebrate the timeless classic, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, with a special 35th Anniversary screening of the film followed by a live conversation and Q&A with Chevy Chase, and his wife Jayni.

PBR Unleash the Beast, MVP Arena, Albany, 6:45pm

The world’s best bull riders return to Albany for third consecutive season with PBR Unleash The Beast! For two nights only, more than 30 bull riders will go head-to-head against the sport’s rankest bovine athletes, showcasing the ultimate showdown of man vs. beast in one of the most exciting and unpredictable live sporting events to witness.

The upcoming PBR Albany will be one of the first events of the new individual season as riders vie for early points in the race to be crowned the 2025 PBR World Champion.

41, Empire Live, Albany, 8pm

The Under Dawgs, Rustic Barn Pub, Troy, 7pm-10pm

Get ready to rock down memory lane with The Underdawgs, blending classic hits from the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s with jam band and bluegrass influences.

The Alec Lewis Group at The Eleven at Lark Hall (FREE SHOW) Lark Hall, Albany, 6pm-8pm

The Alec Lewis Group is formed and fronted by local sound engineer, producer and musician, Alec Lewis and features his own original songs and compositions. Hailing from Albany, NY, The ALG sports a fresh mix of contemporary funk influences from Cory Wong to Kruangbin, fused with guitar-driven classic rock and blues elements drawn from the likes of Dire Straits and David Gilmour, all topped with a modern pop sensibility and vocal stylings that firmly root the group and its sonic blueprint in our modern musical DNA.

Lark Hall presents Steely Dead, Lark Hall, Albany, 8pm-11:59pm

Hailing from the vibrant music scene of Denver, Colorado, Steely Dead is a national touring band that has satisfied the curiosity of music lovers with their unique blend of Grateful Dead and Steely Dan. Comprised of four exceptionally talented musicians – Dave Abear on guitar, Matt Abear on bass, Chris Sheldon on drums, and Dylan Teifer on keys – Steely Dead has gained a dedicated following with their electrifying performances and soulful interpretations of classic tunes.

King Bully + Sly Fox, Putnam Place, Saratoga Springs

Stephen Kellogg, Caffe Lena, Saratoga Springs, 5pm, 8pm

Hellseeker Goth Night – Cold Wave Winter Ball, No Fun, Troy, 7pm-11pm

From “Bar People.

12/27 5:00 PM Rich Clements & Friends- Artisanal Brew Works (Benefit for Shelters of Saratoga)

12/27 5:30 PM Brian Kane- Bootleggers

12/27 5:30 PM Rob Aronstein- Wishing Well

12/27 6:00 PM Art & Shawna- Carsons Woodside Tavern

12/27 6:00 PM Bobbie Van Detta- Panza’s Saratoga

12/27 6:00 PM Chris Dollard- Grappa 72

12/27 6:00 PM Dan Sherwin- Hilton Garden Inn,,, 30Park

12/27 6:00 PM Doc Orloff- Powers Pub

12/27 6:00 PM Keith Pray Trio- Cock & Bull

12/27 6:00 PM Lines Of Age- Indian Ladder Farms

12/27 6:00 PM Luke Pavlus- Spa City Tap & Barrel

12/27 6:00 PM Maggie Doherty Duo- Prime at Saratoga National

12/27 6:00 PM Marcus Ruggiero- Thirsty Owl

12/27 6:00 PM Pat Decker- The Scarlet Knife

12/27 6:00 PM Seth Warden- Inn at Saratoga

12/27 6:00 PM TBD- Saratoga Winery

12/27 6:00 PM TV Doctors- Singlecut Brewery Clifton Park

12/27 6:00 PM Tyler Giroux- 677 Prime

12/27 6:30 PM Coverups Duo- Peddlers Bar & Bistro

12/27 7:00 PM Dave Render- Cherry Plain Square #17

12/27 7:00 PM Dueling Pianos- Nanola

12/27 7:00 PM Jeff Walton- Principessa Elena

12/27 7:00 PM Jim McArdell- Bunker Clifton Park

12/27 7:00 PM Little Jack- O’Slattery’s

12/27 7:00 PM Molly Durnin- Unihog

12/27 7:00 PM The Underdawgs- Rustic Barn Pub

12/27 7:00 PM Travis Rockenstire- Bunker Saratoga

12/27 8:00 PM DJ RVMBA- Misfit

12/27 8:00 PM Eric Walentowicz Quartet- Nine Maple

12/27 8:00 PM Mike Levan- Saratoga City Tavern

12/27 8:00 PM Steely Dead- Lark Hall

12/27 9:00 PM DJ Jackson- Night Owl

12/27 9:00 PM Jukebox Rebellion- Van Slycks at Rivers Casino

12/27 9:00 PM The Refrigerators- Vapor

12/27 9:00 PM Twilight Drive- Centre St. Pub

12/27 9:30 PM IMI Band- Spa City Tap & Barrel

Saturday, December 28th

Aladdin “Family Fun Day”, The Palace Theater, Albany, 1pm

The M&T Bank Holiday Movie Series presented by Wainschaf Associates

PBR Unleash the Beast, MVP Arena, Albany, 6:45pm

The world’s best bull riders return to Albany for third consecutive season with PBR Unleash The Beast! For two nights only, more than 30 bull riders will go head-to-head against the sport’s rankest bovine athletes, showcasing the ultimate showdown of man vs. beast in one of the most exciting and unpredictable live sporting events to witness.

The upcoming PBR Albany will be one of the first events of the new individual season as riders vie for early points in the race to be crowned the 2025 PBR World Champion.

Tyranize, Empire Underground, Albany, 7pm

Harmonic Duo, Rustic Barn Pub, Troy, 7pm-10pm

Experience the mesmerizing harmonies of the Harmonic Duo, with the sound of a full band!

Dogs in a Pile + Annie in the Water, Putnam Place, Saratoga Springs

New American Cuisine, Caffe Lena, Saratoga Springs, 4pm; 7pm

Saratoga’s own indie rock band brings us their latest work along with crowd favorites.

Everybody That Loves You / Happy Birthday James / G.O.L.E.M. / No Coincidence, No Fun, Troy, 7pm-11pm

From “Bar People.

12/28 5:00 PM Pat Decker- Vice & Virtue Restaurant & Bar

12/28 5:00 PM Rich Clements & Friends- Artisanal Brew Works (Benefit for Shelters of Saratoga)

12/28 5:30 PM Rob Aronstein- Wishing Well

12/28 6:00 PM Chris Carey- The Scarlet Knife

12/28 6:00 PM Chuck Kelsey- Powers Pub

12/28 6:00 PM Eric Kufs- Thirsty Owl

12/28 6:00 PM Grand Central Trio- Carsons Woodside Tavern

12/28 6:00 PM M&R- Spa City Tap & Barrel

12/28 6:00 PM Rafa Picon- Prime at Saratoga National

12/28 6:00 PM Russ Kennedy- Hilton Garden Inn,,, 30Park

12/28 6:00 PM Sheri Nolan & Peter Von Allmen & Bill Alberts- Inn at Saratoga

12/28 6:00 PM Tyler Giroux- 677 Prime

12/28 6:30 PM Amanda Case- Other One Brewery

12/28 6:30 PM Dan Mellon- Diamond Club at Embassy Suites

12/28 6:30 PM Dan Mellon- Diamond Club at Embassy Suites

12/28 7:00 PM Colin McCarthy- O’Slattery’s

12/28 7:00 PM Get Up Jack- Parting Glass

12/28 7:00 PM Halfstep- Quarters

12/28 7:00 PM Harmonic Duo- Rustic Barn Pub

12/28 7:00 PM Hot Vox Trio- The Bunker Mohawk Harbor

12/28 7:00 PM Joe Adee & The Lug Nuts- Cherry Plain Square #17

12/28 7:00 PM Michael Panza & The Charles Cornell Trio- Panza’s Saratoga

12/28 7:00 PM Shannon Roy & The Whisky Lillies- Unihog

12/28 7:00 PM Soltice- Bunker Saratoga

12/28 7:00 PM Zac Rossi & Maggie Doherty- Kings Tavern

12/28 8:00 PM Deadbeats- Nanola

12/28 8:00 PM DJ Mic Power- Misfit

12/28 8:00 PM Out Of The Box- Nine Maple

12/28 8:30 PM Aquanett- Frog Alley Brewing

12/28 9:00 PM DJ Carbon & DJ John Jamz- Night Owl

12/28 9:00 PM DJ NPG- Vapor

12/28 9:00 PM Dogs in a Pile wsg Annie in The Water- Putnam Place

12/28 9:00 PM Matt Cosgrove & Kirk Diehl- Saratoga City Tavern

12/28 9:00 PM Matt Cosgrove- Saratoga City Tavern

12/28 9:00 PM Ten Most Wanted- Van Slycks at Rivers Casino

12/28 9:00 PM The Schmooze- Caroline St. Pub

12/28 9:30 AM Bruce Blinn – Knapp- Saratoga Farmers Market Wilton Mall

12/28 9:30 PM Late Night Philosphers-Spa City Tap & Barrel

Sunday, December 29th

Joe Gatto: Let’s Get Into It – featuring Mark Jigarjian, The Palace Theater, Albany, 7pm

Joe Gatto is a comedian best known from the hit TV shows “Impractical Jokers” and “The Misery Index.” He has toured with the Jokers live comedy show to sold-out crowds across the world, including legendary arenas, such as Madison Square Garden in New York and the O2 Arena in London. Currently, Joe tours with his stand-up solo show “Joe Gatto’s Night of Comedy” in sold out theaters across the United States. Joe is passionate about supporting anti-bullying organizations and animal rescue initiatives. He happily advocates for the “Adopt, Don’t Shop” movement with his non-profit Gatto Pups and Friends which operates on Long Island, NY catering to mainly senior and disabled pups. Joe also hosts a popular comedy podcast called “Two Cool Moms” on the iHeart Radio Podcast Network where he and his co-host dispense sage motherly advice to fans who write in with their dilemmas, and is planning his first ever children’s book, Where’s Bearry?, which is out September 3 via Penguin Workshop. He also lives his life by a code of pastry and family, loving his wife, two children and cannoli.

Dogs in a Pile + Consider the Source, Putnam Place, Saratoga Springs

“Byron, you & Peter got some Everly Brothers shit going on…” – Larry Campbell, Caffe Lena, Saratoga Springs, 7pm-9pm

This duo is a major find. NYC singer and irresistible personality Peter Cole, along with two-time GRAMMY-winner Byron Isaacs (current member of The Lumineers), have done weird tours and triumphant tours, placed lots of songs in film and TV, and maintained a sense of humor and artistic authenticity throughout. They’ve branched out from their early commitment to Americana and entered a retro pop/rock universe. Their anthemic songs push the national zeitgeist through vintage synthesizers, guitar pedals and tea-soaked vocal cords to create songs that are triumphant, unguarded and singable.

From “Bar People.

12/29 3:00 PM Tim Wechgelaer- Franklin Square Market

12/29 3:00 PM Triple Trouble wsg Carolyn Shapiro- Artisanal Brew Works

12/29 3:00 PM Wamm Jam .. Ladies Open Mic- The Gallery at 344 2nd Ave Troy N.Y

12/29 6:30 PM Acoustic Open Mic Night- Ophelias Restaurant

12/29 8:00 PM Dogs in A Pile wsg Consider The Source- Putnam Place

 

Tiny Tim – Creepy? – The Weird Side of the Internet

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Tint Tim
Photo by Herman Laesker, Trenton Times

Tiny Tim – Creepy? – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny.

His name was Herbert Butros Khaury. But you may have better known him as the falsetto voiced, ukelele-playing performer Tiny Tim. He was a one-hit wonder, proud coverer of the 1929 song “Tiptoe Through the Tulips,” originally written by Al Dublin and Joe Burke for the Warner Bros. musical “Gold Diggers of Broadway.” This song is iconic if you’ve ever heard it. In fact, I’m going to listen to it again on Youtube right now. Come join me.

That was weird, right? Very high, very unique voice. I think I first heard in on Laugh-In when I was a kid. But you might recognize it as something altogether different. Eerie? Creepy? Have you heard it before? If you’re a fan of the Insidious franchise, you know the song, and it may evoke a little fear, maybe a little terror.

The song, and its offshoots, have been used more than once in the Insidious movies, including a cover of it by Cherry Glazerr.

Which brings up an interesting thing about music, or anything creative. Tiny Tim played that song as an expression of lighthearted romance – as the song was originally written in 1929. He just had a weird, possibly eerie voice, even back then. How could he know he’d see his music become a mainstay in horror film? It’s like how “Ave Maria” always ends up in shooting scenes with marble chips or white feathers flying through the room in slow motion. Although Schubert and/or Bach and Gounod wrote that song, and that was about a hundred years before the firs movie monsters.

So Tiny Tim ended up with a creeper. And to be fair, if Tiny Tim was in a shack with a bloody apron, it would actually be a pretty creepy sight. While all accounts are that he was a nice, mild-mannered guy, he did write “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” on a ukelele. He was definitely unique. Maybe horror should use more of his songs.

 

 

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Serpent and the Sun, Chptr. 6 – Xperience Fiction

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Serpent and the Sun

Serpent and the Sun, Chptr. 6 – Xperience Fiction – by Liam Sweeny.

Jameson paced his office on the fourth floor, his desk overburdened with dusty-jacketed books. Law books. Or what used to be law books. Now they were relics, artifacts of a time when behavior was regulated by something other than corporate whim. However, within the stack of tomes lay the day’s lesson. Adam was seated within his screen, in a chair similar to Jameson’s own. He had the same plain smile he always had.

“Corporations,” Jameson said, “In some form or another, are as old as man himself.” He rifled through the books, “From Mesopotamia, through the Roman Empire, the Roman Catholic Church, all the way up to the UEC, corporations have existed, and have evolved.”

Jameson walked over to a white-board. He’d found a stash of erasable markers still with ink, and he pulled one out.

Corporation, as a word, comes from the Latin corpus, or body. And in an abstract sense, that’s what corporations are; bodies.”

“Confusion.”

“Of course,” Jameson replied, “I’ll explain. Incorporation is a process by which one or more, usually many, people create a separate entity that is known as a legal, or juristic person.”

“They have a child?” asked Adam.

Jameson laughed. “Oh, no,” he said, “they don’t create another human being. They create something that the law can recognize as a person. Call it a fictitious person.

Adam scratched his chin. Jameson liked to do that. Adam was starting to copy his mannerisms.

“Why would they want to create a fictional person?” He asked. “Were they telling stories?”

“No, nothing like that,” Jameson replied. “There were a number of reasons. For starters, there were things that a person could do but a group could not, like purchase property or sign contracts. Plus, a corporation could retain its, well, personhood, no matter who was a part of the group. So if, for example, the original members of the group grow old and die, the corporation will still exist, but with new people; presumably the ones who were replacements.”

“So are corporations immortal like Blake and Mike?”

“In a way, yes…” Jameson said, “But corporations are very different from Blake and Mike. You know what is meant by personality, correct?”

Adam nodded. “Myers Briggs has sixteen types of,”

“Okay, good enough.” Jameson cut him off. “The point here is that the corporation, as a juristic person, has what they call a “legal personality.” They can sue, be sued, and commit crimes, just as a person can. Because they are controlled by people.”

“But the UEC,”

“We’ll get to them soon.” Jameson said. “As I said before, corporations have existed throughout the ages in one form or another. And one of the earliest models of the modern corporation was the Catholic Church, which, as you’ll note, lasted until the UEC outlawed religion. Hundreds of popes, yet the Church as an entity never disappeared, though the people came and went.”

Adam nodded. His smile had widened a bit. How he loved to learn, Jameson thought.

“Skipping ahead,” Jameson said, “Corporations were people, by law, citizens of the nations in which they were incorporated. But, and a big but here, they had far more capabilities than a real person. The real people, sometimes called workers, sometimes residents living on land the corporations polluted, sometimes they were litigants harmed by the products of the corporations. Either way, they, individually, did not have equal access to resources that the corporations had. And so governments had to enact laws to ‘balance the scales’.”

“Governments,” Adam said, “abolished…”

“No,” Jameson replied, “replaced. That’s the technical term.”

“Difference?”

“Not a whole lot,” Jameson glanced out the window, “The fat-cats got to keep their jobs; that’s all…”

“We’re getting ahead of ourselves, Adam.”

“Sorry.” Adam grinned sheepishly. It was hard to remember he was digital, aside from the housing.

“Towards the end of the twentieth century,” Jameson continued, “the laws that ‘balanced the scales’ were eroded, eventually eliminated.”

“Why?” Asked Adam, “Couldn’t the real people stop that?”

“Again, Adam, it’s an issue of time.” Jameson drew a line. He marked the left end with a point.

“This is 325 A.D., or thereabouts,” Jameson said, “This, we’ll say, is the beginning of the Catholic Church.”

Adam nodded. Jameson marked a point at the opposite end of the line.

“This is Apep.” He said. “So let’s call this a corporate life-span.”

“OK.” Adam said. Jameson drew a tiny dash beneath the line.

“That dash, we’ll call that a human life-span.” He said. “One of the powers of the corporation is the ability to traverse human generations, and life-spans.”

“The corporation will always act to free itself from restriction,” Jameson continued, “It doesn’t matter which humans compose the governing board.”

Adam was quiet.

“Do you understand what I’ve told you so far?” asked Jameson.

“I think so,” Adam replied. His background was cloudy. Jameson took that as a clue that Adam was confused. He already knew the source of confusion.

“The United Earth Corporation, UEC as we know it, is a corporation, Adam,” He said, “but it’s more than just a classical corporation. Some would say it’s the evolution of one.”

“Because of PEALE?” Adam asked.

“Yes, somewhat,” Jameson replied, “PEALE is AI; it gives the juristic person a brain that can exist in perpetual succession, that’s what the, uh… immortality is called.”

Adam was silent. Jameson was too.

“Why somewhat?” Adam asked Jameson.

Jameson stared out the window, afraid to say what was on his mind. He looked over at the desk, at the small digital device holding his student. Adam smiled, but the background was still cloudy. Jameson looked out the window again. Fuck it.

“The full evolution of the corporation would require something else,” He said, “You.”

 

***

 

“Get in there!” Blake shouted to Donnie and Ralph. He didn’t have to see the wheel-like transports skipping through the clouds to know they were Guardsman. He’d been one before. He looked back to see the silhouettes of Donnie and Ralph running down the tunnel. He felt bad about scaring Donnie, but his wife’s call was a diversion. A warning call from her would’ve been jammed. Most likely she was dead, her voice cloned.

Blake walked to the outer-edge of the tunnel. Carefully, he placed his palm to the pavement. He cleared his head, and, as he was trained to do, he brought a small but powerful tremor out of the earth. The upper rock-face collapsed around him, sealing the tunnel within seconds. It wouldn’t stop the Guardsmen, but they weren’t just there for the depot.

Blake was in the air without realizing it. In training, flight was so practiced it became automatic, and Blake no more than thought it than he was twenty yards above the upper plaza. He needed to take the fight elsewhere. Blake became the diversion, letting the compressed gusts of wind he generated take him in front of the old state capital building across the road. The clouds, still distant, were locked on him. Blake smiled. He never tired of a showdown.

As the thundercloud approached, perfect in form, Blake saw the wheel-like vehicles up close. They called them unirotors, though their construction involved no such thing. They ran off of UFM fields like everything else the UEC made. Blake could see three of them. There were two Guardsmen in each; one to steer, one to direct the juice.

Blake braced for them by connecting with the atmosphere. He took a deep breath, drawing awareness from the ground, through the molecules of the air surrounding him, and he felt the heat in his head as his consciousness connected to the ionosphere.

“Blake Chaplin,” a voice thundered, “You are under arrest. Release your connection, and return to the ground.”

 

Cyrus Swift. Blake knew the voice. No friend of his even during his Guard time, Blake knew Cyrus chose this interdiction. Their history was a vendetta.

“Blow it out your ass, Cy’!”

Blake centered himself, feeling the plasma of the ionosphere sucked down to surround him. Cyrus tried to cut him off, sending a long streak of lightning in Blake’s direction. He could have dodged it, but instead he absorbed it, twirling the electric force around the gravity of his suspended body. He redirected the lightning back to the interdiction force, zapping the UFM generator in one of the accompanying unirotors. It started to wobble before the driver regained control. By then Blake could see their faces, they were so close. Cyrus had grown a goatee; he’d been out a while. Facial hair was prohibited for a Guardsman in Denali, and they could only grow facial hair in extended outings. Blake didn’t recognize the other guys. Cyrus hopped from the unirotor, shrouded in dark clouds. He hovered in the air to face Blake.

“How many times have we gone against each other, Blake?”

“I don’t know,” Blake replied, “I only count losses, and you ain’t beat me yet.”

Cyrus laughed. “Soon enough, friend…”

They hovered in the air, staring each other down. Suddenly a funnel of torrential wind enveloped them, lightning, hail and wind becoming weapons used in silent battle.

“When are you gonna give up?” Cyrus said, “Do I have to kill you? Is that what it’ll take?”

“If they thought you could kill me, friend,” Blake said, “They wouldn’t have sent them,” he pointed to the unirotors, “with you.”

Cyrus sneered. Then he laughed. Blake didn’t know what to make of it. For as long as he’d known Cyrus, Blake knew him to be two things: crazy and violent.

  Cyrus turned around to face his back-up on the unirotors. Blake could see by the looks on their faces that they also knew how crazy Cyrus was. But they didn’t have a second to think before Cyrus directed a burst of plasma from the ionosphere into the center of each unirotor. They dropped like lead, and Blake could see the shine of skeletons toppling out of them, shattering as they crashed to the ground. Blake looked down in shock, reminded of the difference between immortality and functional immortality.

“Cy’; have you lost the few marbles you had left!?!”

Cyrus laughed again. Blake looked down to see the wreckage strewn about the capital lawn, smoking and barely recognizable.

“Funny thing about the ionosphere,” he said, “Denali ain’t got a clue what’s actually going on here.” Blake could see him starting to glow. He could also feel his connection to the ionosphere being challenged.

“If you hadn’t a’ killed my back-up,” said Cyrus, pointing to the ground, “I could’ve just arrested you.” His glow intensified. He smiled. “You’re wanted dead or alive.”

Blake stared him dead in the eye. Cyrus had indeed lost his mind.

“Now I have to go with the first option.” He said.

 

***

 

“Arriving from?” asked the guard.

“Pacific Sanctuary,” Gerhardt replied, “Second Tier.”

 

The guard looked at him curiously. He’d probably never seen a Sanctuary member he wasn’t taking orders from. Gerhardt extended his wrist, where Elle’s father had a chip put in. He hated it; not being tracked, the Sanctuary tracked everyone, but at the fact that her father had Gerhardt chipped before he left. He was persuaded to do so, being told that he would be hunted as a rebel unless he lived in a protected area. Gerhardt planned on taking it out somehow. He just needed to get acclimated to his new world.

Gerhardt made it through the line. They were in a large warehouse building on the site of an old airport, the Anchorage Receiving Station. It was filled with people who’d arrived on boats and sea skiffs. It made him think of Ellis Island, an immigration depot that once existed in New York. There was a tele-screen on the back wall, displaying a weather map of the United States. It was quiet, except for a large disturbance in the northeast. A hurricane, it looked like, right over the remains of New York. Thank God no one lives there anymore, Gerhardt thought.

He was going through the line quicker than the others. Most were subject to blood tests, physical examinations and vaccines. Gerhardt merely had to have his wrist scanned, getting through the line within an hour. As he looked back into the warehouse, he noticed one family that had been before him in line still trying to get through the first screening station.

Elle’s father had been most accommodating. Gerhardt was given an A3 pod-cruiser, capable of land, sea and air travel. He was outfitted with survival equipment and an accommodating credit account wired into his chip. That was another reason he’d have to keep it in for a while. As he got out of the receiving station, he saw a short, stocky man holding a sign with his name on it.

“I’m Gerhardt.” He told the man. The man then grabbed his bags quickly enough to startle him, tossing them in the back of a float parked in front. He then rushed Gerhardt into the passenger side.

“What’s the hurry?” asked Gerhardt. The man’s eyes darted back and forth between the building and the sky above. He grabbed the controller, and the float rose to meet the other traffic.

“Three times this week that place has been bombed.” The man said. “I only get paid if you get to the lodge alive.

“The lodge?”

“That’s where I was hired to take you.”

“What is it?”

The man chuckled.“It’s like a hotel. You know what that is, right?” He said.

“I’ve read about them.” Gerhardt looked over the side of the float. It was a hundred yards down, and with the passenger window cracked, the breeze was cold against his face. He had much to get used to.

“You Sanctuary people,” the man said, “I’m surprised so many of you show up here and survive.”

“I’m not the only one you’ve seen?”

“Not even close,” the man replied, taking the float sharply to the right, “I get orders to pick up Sanctuary people at least once a week.”

“From Pacific?”

“Pacific, Denali; hell, even Everest on occasion,” he smiled, “Though the Everest people know their heads from their asses…”

“Thanks,” Gerhardt could’ve sworn he was feeling airsick.

“Nothin’ personal,” the man said, “I’m sure you’ll manage.”

They continued on in silence. Gerhardt knew that Anchorage was a protected area. So long as Elle’s father kept his word, Gerhardt would have time to plan his next move. He certainly wouldn’t be spending the rest of his days in Anchorage under the UEC’s thumb.

“So what do the other Sanctuary people come here for?”

The man spit over the edge of the float. “To be honest with ya’,” he said, “I don’t ask. It’s better that way.”

“Aren’t you ever curious?” asked Gerhardt.

“No.” The man said. “You’re a fare to me. And fifteen-or-so of you a week put meals on my table. That’s all I need to know.”

The float hovered above a three-story building. Gerhardt could see neon near the door, but couldn’t make out what it said.

“That’s the lodge,” the man said, “and the neon sign is for a bar called Apep,”

“Apep…”

“…like the asteroid, yes.” The man said. “It’s a rough bar; I’d avoid it unless ya’ like ta’ scrap.”

“I can handle myself.”

“I’m just givin’ ya’ friendly advice.”

“Thanks, but I’ll be fine.”

The float approached the ground. The lodge was a brick structure, very old and near collapse by the look of it. The windows all appeared wrapped in plastic. Odd. Gerhardt thought. Plastic had long been banned from production. The stuff must’ve been decades old. There was a door to the lodge in the center. The entrance to Apep was to the far right. He could see three men standing outside, smoking cigarettes and looking over at him.

“Well, there ya’ are,” the man said. Gerhardt turned to see his bags out of the float already. “Enjoy your stay in Anchorage.”

“What makes you think it’s just a stay?”

The man laughed. He hopped in the float as took her up and away without answering.

 

***

 

They left Bozeman shortly after dawn. Sarah awoke to the sound of Daniel’s laughter. She looked up to see him playing with Michael, tossing around a rubber ball they must have found in one of the rooms. She never heard Daniel laugh like that with any of her boyfriends. Daniel was always the dividing line, his disapproval the death knell of her relationships. She was on the verge of breaking up with Joey when Michael burst into her life.

Sarah looked down the street to see the sun peeking through the empty buildings. Michael had, somehow, brought her coffee, a rare commodity even in East Yellowstone. They’d talked till the wee hours the night before, and she could feel the caffeine clear the numbness from her mind. Michael told her they weren’t safe as long as they stayed in one place.

They left in a long skiff with a covered back-compartment. Sarah asked what was in it, but Michael replied that it would be best that she not know. She was too tired to debate the issue. The skiff was in a church. She asked and Michael did give her an answer about that.

“PEALE can’t see into churches,” he said, “design flaw. Works to our benefit.”

“PEALE?”

“That’s the thing that’s been hunting us.”

“I thought we were being hunted by the UEC.” Sarah said.

“PEALE is the, we’ll say the brain of the UEC.” Michael replied. “The people running the Sanctuaries say they want something done in the world, they give the order to PEALE. Then PEALE figures out how and does it.”

“So why can’t it see inside a church?” asked Sarah.

“It can’t understand the concept of God,” Michael said, “So it skips over what few churches haven’t been destroyed.”

“Is that why the UEC banned religion?”

“Yup’,” Michael pressed a button in the skiff, and a map screen came up.

“Damn…” Sarah watched as Michael flicked his finger through the map, causing different screen layers to come up. Some looked like infrared, some topographical; it looked three dimensional, and Michael was engrossed by it.

“We’ll be going off-road soon,” he said, “You’ll both have to harness up.”

Michael pointed to a child harness in the back seat. “Daniel,” he said, “You’ll have to hop into that soon, buddy, OK?”

“Okay, Mike!” Daniel replied enthusiastically, “Are we gonna’ go fast?”

“Oh yeah, bud,” he said, “real fast. And high, too.”

“Sweet!” Daniel hopped into the back seat, scaring Sarah half to death. The skiff had a top, but it was down. All she could picture was Daniel falling to his death. They were already at tree-top level.

“Daniel, be careful!” she shouted.

“C’mon, ma’,”

“He’ll be fine,” said Michael, “I’ve not lost a passenger yet.” Daniel chuckled.

“I’m glad y’all think this is funny…” Sarah folded her arms, sulking as they roughly followed the old Interstate 90. Michael returned to the map hologram in the corner of the windshield.

“So where are we going?” she asked.

“I told you,” he replied, “Seattle.”

“I know, Seattle, but where in Seattle?”

“It’s called Union Square.” Michael said. “From there we’ll be splitting up.”

“What!?!” Sarah was shocked. “You’re just going to leave us there?”

“No.”

“But you just said,”

“…we’ll be splitting up. That’s what I said. I’ll be going where I have to go, and you’ll be going where you have to go.”

“Which is…”

“Something you’ll learn about when we get to Seattle.” Michael smiled.

“I hate you, Michael,” she said, “I really do.”

“I know.”

“Don’t seem to care much, do you?”

“No.”

Sarah sighed. Michael took the skiff up even higher, accelerating as they went off the overgrown Interstate. In seconds she heard the pop of the sound barrier, and the scenery became a blur.

“Sarah,” Michael said, “I don’t mean to keep you in the dark. If I felt that telling you everything wouldn’t put you and your son in danger, I’d do so.”

Sarah was silent. “Sarah, you have to understand,”

“I’d love to, Michael!” She exclaimed, “I’d just love to understand what you won’t tell me, but there’s a bit of a problem with that!”

Michael slammed the skiff into neutral. Sarah, Daniel and he lurched forward at the deceleration. Sarah reached back to brace Daniel, but Michael already had his hand out. The skiff stopped, hovering in mid-air.

“Sarah, listen to me and listen good,” Mike said, “The UEC has been hunting me for years. In fact, I’ve spent seven years as Number One on their Top Ten Targets List.”

“So?” asked Sarah, “Why are you telling me this?”

“A week ago, I was dropped to Number Three,” He said, “Beneath you and Daniel.”

 

***

 

“Don’t move.”

Kenny couldn’t see the man’s face, just the barrel of a mechanical rifle poking through the brush just outside the perimeter. He wasn’t alone; the rough forest ahead bristled with the clicking sounds of metal. Kenny looked for Bubba, expecting him to have run away. But Bubba was by his side, a low growl in his throat.

“I don’t mean anyone any harm now,” said Kenny. He reached into his pocket, looping his Directed Energy weapon around his thumb.

“Take your hand out of your pocket,” the voice said, “and toss whatever you got in there on the ground.”

Fuck. Kenny tossed his weapon on the ground. It slid away from him on the ice.

“That’s DE,” another voice said, “He’s one of them!”

“Kill him, Carver,” yet another voice said, “Kill him now!”

More clicking. Bubba’s growl got louder. Kenny felt the sweat freezing on his forehead.

“Kill the dog, too!” Another voice shouted. Oddly enough, this prompted Kenny to speak up.

“Leave Bubba alone,” Kenny said, “he’s not even my dog!”

“Bubba?” asked a voice further down the brush, “Did he say Bubba?”

“Shut up, Joe,”

“That’s Sam’s dog…”

“Shut the fuck up, Joe!” The voice returned its attention to Kenny.

“Get on the ground,” it said, “slowly…” The sound of more clicking followed. Kenny took the hint, slowly laid down, locking his fingers behind his head. He heard movement, but he didn’t see anything. Suddenly he felt his hood removed, and a cold sensation as something pierced his neck. He didn’t have but a second to guess what it was before he lost consciousness.

Kenny awoke to the burn of rope around his wrists. His head hurt, as did his shoulders. His legs were tied together at the ankles, wound around the steel chair he was sitting on. They had taken his coat, and he was freezing. He couldn’t see much; just dark shadows peeking from wooden crates and burlap sacks. A small incandescent light shone above, its brightness in sync to the sound of a generator humming outside.

There were a few men in the room. Kenny couldn’t see them all, but he could hear them breathing, coughing, shifting in their seats impatiently. Kenny knew most of them wanted him dead. He never should’ve brought the weapon. Only Security Forces carried DE; it made him an instant mark. He imagined his being alive a sign that they expected information from him; nothing more.

A man stepped forward into the light. He was a large man, unshaven, his thick beard rough and matted. He had a hard face, pock-marked from what was probably years of the Arctic wind’s erosion. He was wearing a ragged flannel shirt, sewn up in various places. He had a pool stick in his hand.

“So,” he said, “Why are you here?”

Kenny squinted. He was still groggy from whatever they’d drugged him with.

“I had to leave,” Kenny replied. He didn’t know who the men were. For all he knew, they could have been UEC spies. The man swung the pool stick across Kenny’s face, breaking it in two. He grabbed hold of the thicker end.

“Not good enough,” the man said, “Now I’m gonna’ ask ya’ again, why are you here?” As the man tightened his grip on the pool stick, Kenny noticed a scar on his wrist. Another fugitive.

“I was targeted by the UEC,” Kenny said, “I used to be a member of the Security Force, but they-,”

“I knew it!” one of the voices said, “Kill that son-of-a-bitch!” The others in the room all grunted in agreement, but the man questioning him held them off.

“What was your kill number?” The man asked.

“I don’t know,” Kenny said, “I never-,”

“Don’t bullshit me, son,” the man said, “Everyone in the Security Force knows their kill number. So what was yours?”

Kenny shuddered when he thought about it. “T-two hundred eighty-t-three…” He said.

The room erupted in jeers and cat-calls.

“Boy, you certainly kept yourself busy,” the man said, “But I want you to know that, for each and every one of those stat-points, one of our fathers, mothers, sisters, uncles, aunts… children, had to die.” He followed that statement with another blow across Kenny’s face. He could feel his cheekbone fracture.

“Now I’m wonderin’ whether you’re crazy or stupid for comin’ out here.” He said. “I can’t say stupid, ‘cause likely you’d have been fried when ya’ passed the city limits.”

“Rog’, just kill that crazy fuck, will ya?” a gruff voice said from the shadows. Kenny laughed, and the man’s eyes widened in disbelief.

“Somethin’ strike you as funny?” the man, Rog’, asked.

Roger Borland…”

A look of shock blanketed the man’s face.

“How did you know my name?” He asked.

“We let you go…” Kenny said, blood trickling from the edge of his lip.

“What do you mean, you let me go?

Kenny swung his head low, still reeling from the sting of the pool stick. Borland grabbed his shirt collars, bringing him up as far as his restraints would allow.

“I’m gonna’ ask you again,” he whispered, his face inches from Kenny’s, “what do you mean, let me go?

“We were watching you when you escaped.” Kenny said. “We marked you for the laser. But you survived it; it never hit you.” Kenny spat blood and saliva. “And when we saw you running away, we let you go.”

The small room became silent, save for the howl of the wind outside. Roger set Kenny back down. He paced the area made visible by the overhead lamp.

“Why’d you let me go?” Roger asked. Kenny looked up at him, squinting as sweat streamed from his forehead into his eye.

“We were proud of you,” Kenny replied, “That, and we couldn’t figure out how you did it… until yesterday.”

“So I owe you my life,” Roger said, “is that it?”

“No, not at all,” Kenny said, twisting his arm about to show Roger the scar on his wrist.

“I owe you mine.” He said.

 

 

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Gary Mader – Eyehategod – An Xperience Interview

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Gary Mader

Gary Mader – Eyehategod – An Xperience Interview – writing and photography by Rachael Skinner.

Gary Mader is the bassist in NOLA’s legendary sludge-metal band EYEHATEGOD and is a founding member of Outlaw Order. In addition to his work with EYEHATEGOD, he also plays bass for Headwoundz and Missing Monuments, and showcases his guitar skills with Class Hole and Hawg Jaw. This past summer, I had the honor of capturing his live performance with EYEHATEGOD at Albany’s Empire Live. Recently, I caught up with Gary and had the opportunity to ask him a few questions about his journey.

RRX: At what age did you first discover your passion for music?

GM: Around 10 or earlier. All within the span of my elementary school years. I watched Hee Haw with my grandparents, jammed Michael Jackson and Styx records with my uncle, watched the Muppets, and most importantly, I was privileged enough to be raised in a city that worships music.

RRX: What were the first instruments that drew your attention?

GM: Drums. I really loved the Muppet Show, and was drawn to Animal’s energy. My first instrument was his Signature snare drum that my parents got me for Christmas.

RRX: How old were you when you first started to play bass guitar? What was your first bass?

GM: I was 13. I bought a $50 used bass, and was in a band the next year.

RRX: What genres of music contribute to shaping and enhancing your bass techniques and style?

GM: R&B, punk rock, hip hop, hardcore, jazz, and classic rock influenced me the most. Hardcore and punk were the genres that encouraged me the most to pick up an instrument because, as catchy as the music was, it was simple enough to make the young me say, “This is something I can do.”

RRX: What were your musical endeavors prior to joining EYEHATEGOD?

GM: I played in a high school band called Armed Response that formed in 1988. After that, Hawg Jaw started in 1996 with the same singer from our high school band; we are still locally functional. Just before I joined EHG, I joined a garage punk band called Headwoundz – also still together.

RRX: Explain to me how the universe merged your rhythmic journey to align with that of EYEHATEGOD? How did you all meet and join forces?

GM: We were all part of the same music community. In New Orleans, the underground music scene was about 200-300 in the late ‘80s, and everyone kind of knew each other because of that. Mike, Jimmy, Brian, and Joey were a few years older than our crew of friends, but were cool to us younger folk and made us feel welcomed amongst their friends and their bands that we looked up to.

RRX: Throughout the decades of being a part of the EYEHATEGOD family and enduring many external challenges and personal struggles together, what do you feel keeps the passion and commitment that is so unwavering throughout all this time?

GM: Our love for this band and playing music.

RRX: Being a part of a band, I imagine, is a lot like being a part of a family. It was a significant loss losing Joey, and definitely left a lasting impact. Can you share with me a few of your favorite memories you have of Joey throughout your years jamming with one another?

GM: I have no particular recollection in mind, but he was a one-of-a-kind human that we never forget to this day. We remember him for his humor, as we could be standing in the biggest pile of shit, and he could make light of it in some kind of way. Personally, it is Joey that first inspired me to always take in what we encounter to the fullest; to have appreciation for this band, and gratitude for being able to visit the places we’ve been because “not many people from home get to do this shit.”

RRX: How did you all welcome Aaron Hill to become a part of EYEHATEGOD?

GM: He was already part of the small group of friends that make up most of our bands in New Orleans and was the obvious choice when it was time to get a new drummer. Looking back on when he joined, we were certain he was as out of his mind as we were, is an amazing player, and a Louisiana native. He learned around 13 songs, and we toured a few months after.

RRX: Brian Patton started his family and departed honorably from the band in 2018. How was it transitioning to jamming with one guitarist versus having two all these years?

GM: It was difficult because Brian was a significant part of this band. His riffs were great, and he and Jimmy played off of one another like two players that have played together for decades. Once he left, we knew we had our work cut out for us, but we embraced it as a means of progressing as a band. The sound would definitely change, and while the years with Brian are never forgotten, we knew it was time for another turn in our creative output. It forced us to lean more towards the Black Flag influence with more emphasis on the raw aspect of our music.

RRX: Describe your first experience creating the self-titled album with EYEHATEGOD? Are there any key moments that you would like to share with us about the creative process?

GM: Writing all of those songs was so exciting to me because it was my first full-length with the band. I had done recordings with other bands at that time, but we put some work into that record! It had been a while since we released anything, and we were all determined to make it the definitive EHG record. It took years of writing, and the recording process was also a roller coaster. We had Billy Anderson come to New Orleans to engineer part of it, finished tracking it in our practice room, Mike did his vocals at Nodferatu’s Lair, and it was finally mixed by Sanford Parker.

RRX: What are your most cherished memories with Jimmy and Mike throughout the years?

GM: Like Joey, I don’t have specific recollections because all of the time we spend together in this band are great memories in the making. The best was being asked to join a band I loved before I was involved.

RRX: Do you have any wild stories you care to share with us about being on tour and on the road with EYEHATEGOD over the years?

GM: Too many to remember, most that I don’t repeat to maintain our innocence of any crime involved.

RRX: Give us some insight about your equipment. What is your bass of choice while on tour?

GM: A cheap Fender Jazz bass with passive Lace pickups.

RRX: What are your must-haves while on the road?

GM: Coffee, headphones, books, good food, and a collection of rocks that I accumulate every tour.

RRX: What was the inspiration behind creating Outlaw Order?

GM: The spirit of revolution and rising above the ruling class through music. At the time, we were all criminally involved, and Jimmy was busy with Down and Superjoint, so 00% was the perfect outlet. The White Panthers and MC5 were also a huge inspiration.

RRX: Do you have any other projects going on musically or artistically aside from EYEHATEGOD at the moment?

GM: Yes – Hawg Jaw is my band since 1996 with high school friends, Class Hole is my Poison Idea/HC-inspired project, and Headwoundz is a garage punk band I have played in since 2000.

RRX: What are some important tips you’d share with musicians just beginning their

journey?

GM: Stick to your dreams. There are so many hardships that you will encounter along the way that make what you do that much more rewarding. Don’t let anything discourage you; use everything as a lesson, not an obstacle.

RRX: What is your personal definition of success and what does it mean to you?

GM: Success is coming into harmony with what you hope for out of life.

 

 

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