Liam Sweeny
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Baby Names – by Liam Sweeny. I had it easy; most of us did. My mom and dad had ideas for what to name me when I was born – almost a Jon Eric. But my dad had the name ‘Liam’ kicking around in his head, mom dug it, and Liam Sweeny is who hammers […]
Million Dollar Meth Home – by Liam Sweeny. People can be picky when they’re looking for a new home. From the angle of the sum on hot summer days to crown molding, from swimming pools to a large en-suite master bath, the number of things a house can have that attracts a buyer is near […]
Felt Bagels – by Liam Sweeny. I’m a big guy. I say big because the world won’t let you say fat, not even in a reference to yourself, but that too. One of the things I like about eating is going to the shop, actually buying the thing. I’m not big on dollar-store junk food. […]
Nudity Creep – by Liam Sweeny. Nudity. Full frontal nudity. Male full-frontal nudity. Closeups of male full-frontal nudity. To some, the progression of what I just said further distaste with each sentence. For some, the progression got more exciting. But nudity, in all its forms, is a time honored touchpoint (all entendres and puns intended.) […]
2 Million Dimes – by Liam Sweeny. We in America use the English System for measurements. As opposed to damn near the rest of the world, who has gone metric. It doesn’t make much sense using the metric systems with its ten millimeters to a centimeter and its ten centimeters to a decimeter and its […]
Ferrisburgh – The Vermont Bird Artist. By Liam Sweeny. When it comes to the question, “what is art?” I’m a universalist. Everything that can possibly be determined as art, that’s how I call it. Money is small lithographs. A brick is shaped. An old house’s plumbing – well, that really is a work of art, […]
Fred the Pig – Criminal? Or Just Misunderstood? by Liam Sweeny. Disorderly Conduct. Vandalism. Jaywalking. These “quality of life” crimes make our neighborhoods not so chill, and we have to call on the dedicated members of law enforcement to ensure that justice is meted out to these scofflaws. Fred is 400 to 600 pounds, no […]
St. Nicholas – Santa’s a Zombie, by Liam Sweeny. Nothing can irritate some people more than an over-enthusiastic yard decorator throwing the Christmas stuff out before Halloween. I suspect this is because in a world of gottahaveits, Christmas is an onerous burden to anyone with a shopping list, which is pretty much everyone. But a […]
We reached out to Jancy Rae of MØAA for our segment, “Thanks for Asking. Here is the good word. RRX: Every comic book hero has an origin story. What is the origin story for the band? (points if you tell it like a comic book origin.) Jancy: I started my solo project MØAA when working […]
Flatwounds is heavy grunge. Being a teen in the nineties, I hear grunge and I get a warm fuzzy. I go through a lot of antacids. But Flatwounds is pretty sick, and I dig their sound. They have energy; they have pulse. And right here, right now, they have the spotlight. We welcome Flatwounds. RRX: […]
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