A Bone Made of Stone – The Weird Side of the Internet

A Bone Made of Stone – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of knee pain. While he’s there, he tells the doc he’s got a little bit of pain in his penis (no, I’m not going to spend this entire article coming up with clever ways to say “penis.” We’re adults… I might do one or two.) So first thing doc thinks is Peyronie’s disease, which inflames your penis and you get scar tissue, it curves and you do fetish porn. And Peyronie’s disease isn’t totally uncommon. But they X-rayed him and found something not-at-all common. He was turning into a statue in one very specific area. As in, calcium was building up in his hose, which is called “penile ossification.” Only 40 recognized cases known.

He refused treatment, which may have included shockwave therapy to break up the calcium. So like this guy refused treatment and walked out of his doctor’s office. I don’t get it. A man’s penis is his pen and his sword. What is going on that you can have a doctor tell your bone glanced at Medusa and you just walked away? What’s so important in your life that you don’t have time to decalcify your manhood?

I have guesses, none of which are guaranteed to be true. First off, penis pills. A lot of scammy stuff in the penis pill world. Do dark web penis pills make you rock hard? Maybe he was smuggling milk, and he thought the doctor had found calcium and was going to blow up his spot?

He was sixty years old. That shouldn’t make a difference, because, with perhaps some little blue help, he could lead a normal sex life. Or maybe he wants a stone bone. I’m sure he could make a ton off porn if he marketed himself right.

If you see this guy on Pornhub, know of his sacrifice.

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