Bone Crunching for Beauty – The Weird Side of the internet

Bone Smashing for Beauty – The Weird Side of the internet – by Liam Sweeny.

I don’t get the incel thing. No commentary; really, I don’t get it. Probably because I don’t try, because I got hugged enough as a kid, who knows? But out of the world of incelia, comes this neat thing called Wolff’s Law. The law didn’t come from incels. It states that if stress is put on bones, theyle heal back stronger. Now this is a controversial thing in medicine, because the incels are using Wolff’s Law to sculpt their faces with a hammer.

Yeah. They’re literally hitting themselves in the face with a hammer, with the hopes that their bones will come in stronger. Basically they’re too cheap for plastic surgery.

I don’t have a problem with plastic surgery. If having a different nose makes you happy, you should get that nose. Life is short, and it’s still a free country. But these incels are so punishing on women, the physical expectation that they’re entitled to an attractive work because they don’t suck at the very basic tasks of life. Saying women only care about looks and you’re hitting yourself with a hammer to look better, seriously?

I wish I could feel sad for incels, but basically they’re guys that have a hard time with women who, instead of working on themselves, chose to blame women. You can’t be an involuntary celibate. Celibate is a choice, You’re just carnally-challenged.

Granted, most incels aren’t doing this. It’s desperation. But they’re really the ones who sink their own ship. If you are desperate enough to hit your face with a hammer, then be desperate enough to make a change in your life. Be a better person. And maybe you’ll get there, and maybe you won’t, but at least you’ll have tried.

If, on the oter hand, you are smashing your facial bones with a hammer because you are mining the many rich veins of Calcium in the face, this isn’t about you. Carry on.

 

 

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