The RESET at Universal Preservation Hall on May 10th

SARATOGA SPRINGS (Feb. 28) – Universal Preservation Hall continues to activate its spaces in innovative and exciting ways with The RESET, an immersive take on a “sound bath,” created and performed by renowned singer and sound healing artist Davin Youngs. Audiences are invited to experience UPH like never before, bringing their yoga mats, pillows, and blankets to cozy in and enjoy this profound experience 7:30 p.m. Saturday, May 10.

At the intersection of wellness and music lies The RESET—an invitation to transcend the traditional concert experience and enter a space of profound transformation and healing. Created and performed by Davin Youngs, this immersive sound bath transforms iconic venues into sanctuaries of stillness and sound, elevating the mind, body, and spirit. Using improvisational singing, looping devices, crystal-singing bowls, tuning forks, and electronic beats, Davin masterfully weaves a sonic tapestry that reflects the unique beauty of the inner landscape. The result is a deeply moving experience that leaves participants feeling renewed, refreshed, and inspired.

Best-selling author Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat, Pray, Love) describes Davin Youngs as a “beautiful magician of the soul,”

The RESET offers an opportunity to experience music and sound like never before—perfect for anyone seeking wellness, mindfulness, and an adventure to rejuvenate their mind and spirit.

Tickets are on sale through the Box Office at Proctors in person, via phone at (518) 346-6204 Tuesday- Saturday 12-6 p.m. or online by visiting atuph.org. Groups of 10 or more can get the group discount by calling (518) 382-3884 x 139.

ABOUT THE CREATOR OF THE RESET

Davin Youngs is a celebrated singer and sound healing artist who believes wholeheartedly in the transformational power of singing, voice, and sound. His immersive experience, The RESET, combines improvisational singing, sound healing instruments, and electronic beats to create a container for restoration and healing.The RESET has been enthusiastically received at iconic venues like The Kennedy Center, Chicago’s Orchestra Hall, and The Schermerhorn Symphony Center in Nashville and the roof of Ace Hotel.

As a featured teacher on the Insight Timer meditation app, Davin’s guide meditations and sound experiences are streamed widely. He also hosts the highly rated Free Your Voice, Free Your Life podcast and coaches singers, performers, and leaders to find vocal freedom. Additionally, Davin is the creator of VOXUS, a corporate experience that fosters connection through improvisational singing. His innovative keynotes and workshops have been heard around the world by organizations like Coca-Cola, WD-40, Google, and Chicago Public Schools.

Johnny Morse – Interview

Johnny Morse – Interview – by Liam Sweeny.

RRX: Hey Johnny. So, word on the street is that you’re having another low dough show birthday bash at Cohoes Music Hall on April 19. First off, how old are you going to be? And secondly, what are the festivities going to be? Who’s playing, any cool guest appearances? And how much dough is low dough?

JM: Hey mate, hope all is well. It will be my big 60th birthday on April 14. It will be 25 bucks for three bands: Ginger Geezus, Mike and the Monsters, and my All Star Band with Joey Pettinato, Ron Toth, Kristen Capolino, Paul Fraim on bass, Paul Zarvis on keys, Stormin Norman on drums, Rockin’ Rob Carson on sax, and some surprise guests. Johnny Clifford is gonna come and do a few tunes with us, so there will be some Tom Petty in the mix. Gregg Simmons from Crying out Loud is going to come and sing a tune. Should be a lot of fun. We had to push the date back a week from April 12 due to a scheduling conflict, so the new date is Saturday, April 19 at Cohoes Music Hall. Tickets are on sale now. Don’t wait, get yours now. People don’t understand, this isn’t a bar gig where you wait till last minute – need to sell enough tickets to make the show work. So get on it, people.

RRX: You have not-so-recently gone into retirement, at least from gigging out. That was the latest I had heard. Is that still true? And if so, what do you do on the downtime? Any good fishing on the Hudson? Do you still play informally, practice, and whatnot?

JM: I retired June 4, 2022. Did the show at Cohoes Music Hall, so it will be 3 years since I’ve been on a stage. I have a bunch of guitars around the house, like 40 or so. But I really don’t play much anymore. Basically, in my downtime, which is every day, I drink beer and watch music documentaries (haha).

RRX: I think it’s known far and wide that you have an insane guitar collection. It practically takes up a whole floor in your house. Have you played all of the guitars you own at a gig or for a song, or do they just catch your eye, and it’s a must-grab? And do you have any current “babies” or rare finds?

JM: I have (I think) just over 40, and no, they haven’t all been played at gigs. Usually, they catch my eye, and if I can get a good deal, I grab ‘em. I just bought a couple recently, but they were to give away for Christmas. Gave one to a little kid who was in need and one to Don Warren for his music school. It’s been about six months since I bought one for me; it’s a wood grain etched Paisley Telecaster. My main guitar is a 1989 PRS Multi-Foil, which refers to the finish. They are very rare. So that’s my main go-to and most expensive one for many years. I gave away quite a few over the years.

RRX: So back to you being retired, or maybe semi-retired. Music’s your whole life. What would make you retire? Was it about the playing, the physical, or was it the life itself?

JM: It wasn’t the playing, that’s the fun part. It was all the other crap that goes with it. Plus my health isn’t the best these days. It was just time; it wasn’t as fun anymore.

RRX: You have a certain flair, especially in your stage performance. Do you seek out that kind of flamboyant clothing and style to represent what you’re feeling, or do you wear a certain style because it helps you channel like Jimi or Stevie in your playing?

JM: I was always into clothing, so when I got a little money, I started getting cooler and more flamboyant clothes. I always felt a performer should dress for the stage. I don’t wanna see someone in flip-flops and cut-off shorts. But I dress like that all the time when I go out, whether on stage or not. I have quite the collection of hats, shoes, and outfits. I would say my fashion style is part Jimi, part Stevie, part me, and  a dash of Liberace (haha).

RRX: Troy is exploding with small clubs and venues, coffee shops and such. Have you considered going to some small places and maybe run some acoustic sets or club blues? Does the urge ever hit you?

JM: To tell you the truth, I have become pretty much a recluse. I will go out once in a while to see a show at Cohoes Music Hall or Rock the Block, but that’s about it. I really do enjoy being alone and having peace of mind and solitude. Being in a pub every night just doesn’t interest me; I did that my whole life. I started playing pubs at 13 and lived in them for many years. So, yeah, the nightlife stuff just doesn’t interest me anymore. Plus, I can’t afford it. I get my 30-packs delivered, and for what it costs me to go to a bar for the night, I can buy two 30-packs, sit at home in peace, and listen to and watch what I want. Have a smoke without going out in the cold, not have to deal with any drama or overly drunk people. It’s just more peaceful to me at this age. I don’t feel the need to be out or to be seen all the time. I am very happy and content with life these days.

I hope to see all my friends at The Birthday Bash, Saturday, April 19 at Cohoes Music Hall. 6 p.m. door, Ginger Geezus at 7, followed by Mike and The Monsters, then my Allstar Band. TICKETS ON SALE NOW. There will be an after-party at J&P’s Bar and Lounge at 169 Remsen Street.

 

 

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Frenchman’s Mind Over Matter – The Weird Side of the Internet

Frenchman’s Mind Over Matter – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny.

Witness the curious case of the Frenchman with a bum leg. Weakness in his left leg, to be more medical. Before we delve, I must tell you of this man. He is a civil servant, and has a family that loves him. He’s not a smart man, but he makes do. He’s maybe a little duller than the low end of average. And so he had weakness in his left limb, which he got tired of dealing with, so he went to the doctor.

Now when this man was a kid, he had hydrocephalus, which is fluid buildup in he brain and nervous system. He had a shunt put in as a child, and it was removed. So the doc knew to check a CT and an MRI. And when he, they, saw the results, they were shocked.

Mostly what they saw was fluid. And the man’s brain was smushed up against the inside of his skull. It was half the size of a normal brain.

This man had half-a-brain, as the saying goes. His IQ was tested, and it was 75. The average range of IQ in the population is 85-115. So really he was ten points below the low end. He’d be considered a little dim, but not intellectually disabled. Again, he was a civil servant with a loving family. I kind of actually want this guy’s life, except that I don’t know a lick of French and they use a lot of butter and my triglycerides are already tipping the meter.

Everybody’s out there trying to outsmart each other, out ‘clever’ each other and this man in France with have a mind is the one killing it at life. Go fig.

Somewhere in my coat, in my wallet, my MENSA card weeps lonely, worn from the friction of an endless slew of Milk Club cards, which have proven infinitely more useful. I do kind of wonder what his job is, and no, I won’t make a civil service joke about this. Because it would just be too easy.

 

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Show Detective – Weekend Shows – 2/28 – 3/2

Show Detective.

Friday, February 28th

Total Mass Retain YES Tribute Band, The Linda, Albany, 8pm-10pm

After their successful 2024 debut, The Linda proudly presents the return of Total Mass Retain YES Tribute Band on Friday, February 28, 2025. YesFans and Prog Fans don’t want to miss this show!!

Officially endorsed by YES, TMR is recognized as the #1 YES Tribute Band in the USA. Regarding their return to The Linda, TMR drummer Joe Cass had this to say…

“We’re so excited to return to Albany after an amazing first show at the Linda. Last year, we performed two full albums, Fragile and Close to the Edge…this time we are putting together an incredible mix of YES Classics and Epics from the most loved 70s and 80s albums, including The Yes Album, Fragile, Close to the Edge, Going For The One, 90125, and more!!!”

99.5 the River’s Pay Less for the Dress, Proctor’s Theatre, Schenectady

The 99.5 The River Pay Less for the Dress gives area students the opportunity to purchase new and gently used prom dresses for just $9.95 each, while helping two local charities, The Proctors Scholarship Fund and The ARC of Rensselaer County.

Internal Bleeding, Empire Underground, Albany, 7pm

The Wheel, Rustic Barn Pub, Troy, 8pm-10pm

Music of The Grateful Dead and Beyond!

The Blind Owl Band w/ Bella’s Bartok, Putnam Place, Saratoga Springs, 8pm-11:30pm

Hailing from Saranac Lake, NY, in the heart of the Adirondack mountains, The Blind Owl Band has been creating what they call Freight Train String Music since 2010. And a freight train it truly is. Although the quartet’s sound is rooted in traditional stringed instruments (guitar, basses, banjo and mandolin), their music surges forward with the strength and power of a hundred-ton diesel locomotive. Songs barrel down the tracks with momentum and intensity normally found in much heavier, heavily amplified music. “Although we look like a bluegrass band we are not,” explains co-founder Eric Munley (mandolin, vocals).

Carolyn Shapiro & Band, Caffe Lena, Saratoga Springs, 8pm-9:30pm

Carolyn Shapiro is an Eddie Award-winning (Capital Region Folk Artist of the Year, 2022) old-time banjo player and songwriter from Glens Falls. Her sound is rooted in the old songs of Appalachia. Trained in the clawhammer style of banjo by Trish Miller and John Kirk, Carolyn blends tradition with her own unique, sultry flavor to create honest music that feeds the soul like a good home-cooked meal.

Hellseeker Goth Nite w/ Ghost Cop / Bloodx3 / Architrave, No Fun, Troy, 8pm-11pm

From “Bar People.

2/28 10:00 PM Boombox- Putnam Place

2/28 5:00 PM Garland Nelson- Prime at Saratoga National

2/28 5:30 PM Bennett Brothers- Bootleggers

2/28 5:30 PM Rob Aronstein- Wishing Well

2/28 6:00 PM Al Santoro Trio- Van Slycks at Rivers Casino

2/28 6:00 PM BJ Fitzgerald- Spa City Tap & Barrel

2/28 6:00 PM Brian Kane- Carsons Woodside Tavern

2/28 6:00 PM Dan Dekalb- 677 Prime

2/28 6:00 PM Dazey Duo- Saratoga Winery

2/28 6:00 PM Justin Joyner- Hilton Garden Inn,,, 30Park

2/28 6:00 PM Keith Pray Trio- Cock & Bull

2/28 6:00 PM Keri Alonzo- Inn at Saratoga

2/28 6:00 PM North & South Dakotas- Saratoga Winery

2/28 6:00 PM Off The Record- Normanside Country Club

2/28 6:00 PM Pat Decker- The Scarlet Knife

2/28 6:00 PM Rafa- Powers Pub

2/28 6:00 PM Sherian Nolan & Mike Steiner- Dock Browns Tavern

2/28 6:00 PM Steve Candlen- Thirsty Owl

2/28 6:30 PM Coverups Duo- Peddlers Bar & Bistro

2/28 6:30 PM Shine On- Artisanal Brew Works

2/28 6:30 PM Stretch Duo- Other One Brewery

2/28 7:00 PM Chris Dollard- Dukes Chophouse At Rivers Casino

2/28 7:00 PM Grand Central Trio- Bunker Saratoga

2/28 7:00 PM Jeff Walton- Principessa Elena

2/28 7:00 PM Mike McMann- Cherry Plain Square #17

2/28 7:00 PM On Tap Duo- Kraverie

2/28 7:00 PM Peter Pashoukos- Hometown Pub & Grub

2/28 7:00 PM Pineapple Plexus- Quarters

2/28 7:00 PM The Bypass- O’Slattery’s

2/28 8:00 PM Blind Owl Band & Bella Bartok- Putnam Place

2/28 8:00 PM Blindf Owl Band- Putnam Place

2/28 8:00 PM Carolyn Shapiro Band- Caffe Lena

2/28 8:00 PM DJ Vision- Misfit

2/28 8:00 PM Litt Hour- Al’s Roadhouse

2/28 8:00 PM Matt Cosgrove- Bourbon Room

2/28 8:00 PM Mischief with Dan Mellom- Holy Moses Tavern

2/28 8:00 PM Ninedeeeznite- Van Slycks at Rivers Casino

2/28 8:00 PM Refrigerator’s- Wicked Eatery

2/28 8:00 PM Will Pedicone- Arsenal City Tavern

2/28 8:30 PM Big Sky Country- Frog Alley Brewing

2/28 9:00 PM Funk Evolution- Vapor

2/28 9:00 PM Pete Sweeny Trio- Nine Maple

2/28 9:30 PM Watchdog- Spa City Tap & Barrel

Saturday, March 1st

Hannaford Kidz Expo, The Egg, Albany, 11am 

Featuring three shows by Ridiculous Nicholas with DJ Harlan spinning tunes in the lobby

99.5 the River’s Pay Less for the Dress, Proctor’s Theatre, Schenectady

The 99.5 The River Pay Less for the Dress gives area students the opportunity to purchase new and gently used prom dresses for just $9.95 each, while helping two local charities, The Proctors Scholarship Fund and The ARC of Rensselaer County.

Oscar Nominated Shorts: Animation, Proctor’s Theatre, Schenectady

For the 20th consecutive year, ShortsTV presents “Oscar-Nominated Short Films.” With all three categories offered – Animated, Live Action and Documentary – this is your annual chance to predict the winners! A perennial hit with audiences around the country and the world, don’t miss this year’s selection of shorts. The Academy Awards take place Sunday, March 2.

Septicflesh, Empire Live, Albany, 7pm

Danny Quane, Rustic Barn Pub, Troy, 7pm-10pm

Danny Quane is an acoustic singer songwriter playing original folk/Indie, Irish, and popular bar room covers.

Creatures of the Night: A Planetarium Party, Putnam Place, Saratoga Springs, 8pm-11pm

To celebrate the impact of “The Monkey” and the release of the new adaptation, the original film’s writer/director Spencer Sherry has teamed up with legendary local institution Planetarium Party to bring you a very special evening of dancing, drinks, and a whole lot of animal print. Syd and M. of Syd Silvair, and Dubjack will each be throwing down the beats, while Good Karma Entertainment delivers some show-stopping surprise performances. The dress code is bestial, so wear your finest furs, feathers, fins – (fangs?). Come get feral and dance the night away with us.

Ladies Night ft: King Bully & Sly Fox, Putnam Place, Saratoga Springs, 11:30pm-2am

Come get down on the biggest dance floor in Saratoga with King Bully and Sly Fox.

King Bully blurs the lines between Dancehall, Afrobeat, Hip-Hop, and Latin into what is a refreshing departure from anything else you’ve heard. The Troy NY native not only dominates the Capital Region club circuit, he also boasts an impressive list of concerts, which includes acts like Dababy, Lil Baby, Cardi B, Fabolous, DMX, Ja Rule, Ashanti and more. Always sure to get the crowd hype and the club packed, DJ King Bully is the sound that keeps any party going strong.

Little Folks Series featuring FAB5, Caffe Lena, Saratoga Springs, 3pm-4pm

FAB5, a project of Mostly Modern, brings the magic of music to life for kids and families!

FAB5, a project of Mostly Modern, brings the magic of music to life for kids and families! With a vibrant string quartet and percussion, they blend classical, Celtic, Latin, film scores, and modern tunes into an energetic, interactive experience. Perfect for sparking young imaginations and inspiring a love for music.

Caleb Klauder + Reeb Willms Country Band, Caffe Lena, Saratoga Springs, 8pm-9:30pm

Driving dance tunes, winning originals, and enduring dedication to the traditional country music of America’s rural working people.

Dust off your boots for some bona fide honky tonk! Country music powerhouses Caleb and Reeb are known for driving dance tunes, frequently-covered originals, and enduring dedication to the traditional country music of America’s rural working class. Hailing from Washington State, Caleb and Reeb are pillars of the Pacific Northwest’s old-time and country scene via the Caleb Klauder & Reeb Willms Country Band and the Foghorn Stringband, which Caleb co-founded.

Mardi Gras Party, w/ Nolanauts, The Brass Machine, Glen David Andrews, Lost and Found, Albany, 2pm

Front Biz / Haunted Cat / Yort, No Fun, Troy, 7pm-11pm

From “Bar People.

3/1 7:00 PM POGO- Hometown Pub & Grub

Sunday, March 2nd

Schenectady-Saratoga Symphony Orchestra – Concert III: REACH, Universal Preservation Hall, Saratoga Springs

The program features John Musto performing his “Litany” and “Piano Concerto #2,” Debussy’s “Children’s Corner” and guest vocalist Ann Marie Adamick with Mahler’s “Songs of the Wayfarer.”

Don’t miss the pre-concert talk with our guest artists and Artistic Director/Conductor Glen Cortese at 2 p.m. at UPH! It’s an excellent way to learn more about the music and an opportunity to ask questions about the performance. All are invited to attend.

The Mallett Brothers Trio, Caffe Lena, Saratoga Springs, 7pm-9pm

This band of brothers excels on the live stage, bringing high-energy and an authenticity that fans love. They typically play this area with their full five-piece rock band. Tonight, as Luke and Will Mallett take the Caffe Lena stage in the footsteps of their father, long-time folk favorite David Mallett, they’re leaving the drums back home and creating a special, intimate acoustic trio for our venue.

No Fun Dance Series Vol. 3 – Latin / Salsa Night w/ DJ Loco, No Fun, Troy, 6pm-10pm

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More Than All the Money in the World – The Weird Side of the Internet

More Than All the Money in the World – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny.

Ever pay a fine? I think we all have. I’ve paid a few. One thing I have been lucky to avoid is the kind of fine where, if you don’t pay it, it compounds. Maybe a handful of you have been up that creek. If, for example, your car gets towed and it’s in the lot for a few days, that can get pretty pricey. But at some point, there’s a limit. Like the towing company scraps your car, or a court puts out a bench warrant for you. But you have to wonder how far that kind of fine really could go.

Wonder no more. Enter Alphabet, parent company of Google. They have a fine, a big one. They won’t pay because they can’t pay because nobody could. The fine is for more money than there is in the world.

Google was brought to suit by Russia, who went after them because they, Google, removed Russian TV channels from YouTube. Apparently they did it in such a way that it was illegal. Google said it was because they were state television. This was in 2020. A year later, Ukraine. And more Russian channels got blocked, so more plaintiffs in the lawsuit. Russian courts sided with Russia, of course, and Alphabet was fined 100,000 rubles. About a grand U.S.. But if it wasn’t paid, double the amount was added every week. And Alphabet didn’t pay.

Current fine is, and we’ll go U.S. here, $1.85 undecillian dollars, $1.85 followed by 37 zeroes. Now estimates of all money or possible moneys or things worth money is about $1.2 quadrillion dollars, 0r twelve-hundred trillion dollars. So really, Alphabet is never paying this. Most likely, if they’re able to do business in Russia again, they’ll end up with a real honey offer for settlement.

 

 

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The Druids Appearing at the Strand Theatre on March 9th

Direct from Ireland, The Druids are performing Sunday March 9, 2025 @ 3:00pm at the Strand Theatre for an afternoon of acoustic originals and classic Irish covers!

The Druids band from Co. Kildare Ireland burst onto the music scene early in 2008 and years later they are now an integral part of the Irish Folk Scene.

Their songs carry the story of Ireland, songs and stories which are delivered with passion and conviction. The Druids are an award winning international folk band and are the winners of the best live act at the 2017 Irish Folk Music Awards.

$25 general admission. Tickets are available at the Strand Box Office, cash or check only. Online tickets @ Brown Paper Tickets. For the ticketing link, please visit www.mystrandtheatre.org. Doors open into the coffee shop, box office and lobby @ 1:30pm.

The Strand Theatre is located at 210 Main St., Hudson Falls, NY. Please visit our website, Facebook or Instagram accounts for a list of upcoming events at the Strand!

Trauma School Dropouts – Interview – Thanks for Asking!

Trauma School Dropouts – Interview – Thanks for Asking! – by Liam Sweeny.

RRX: Stereotypes are a bitch. I mean, aside from the really bad ones, you have cultural stereotypes about everything, including music.  What do you think is the stereotype for the music you play, and how far are you away from it?

Duane: We play Punk Rock. In the Classic sense I would say. I suppose the stereotype might be “loud, fast and obnoxious music played by delinquents who can barely play”. Chrissie Hynde once said something to the effect, “if you like to play, and you practice long enough, you won’t be able to play punk rock for very long.” I do understand where she is coming from, but the genre wouldn’t have lasted this long if that was truly the case. Matt Freeman of Rancid, and Michael “Olga” Algar of the Toy Dolls can certainly play. And so can Rob Marcello of the Trauma School Dropouts. So, how far away are we from the stereotype? We have our own lane. I tuck us in the cracks of the late 70s, early 80s London meets NYC punk scene. I am quite comfortable there.

RRX: Cover art is cool. It shows listeners what the artist thinks the album is all about. Because music can be felt visually. If you had to give the public a visual image that you think they would see and just “get” your groove right away, what would it be?

David: First image that came to mind was of a crushed beer can.  Something cheap

and domestic.

RRX: What instrument would you add to the band if you could? Is there anything you are trying to do musically that would be helped with one or more additional players?

Jaime: Easy one… Farfisa organ! Our good friend Kim from 1313 Mockingbird Lane played Farfisa on a few tracks on our debut album “Beach Party Dragstrip” waaaay back in 1995. We always loved that sound, and actually busted it back out for few songs on our new record “Got Head?”.  That sound is another call back to our 90’s roots, as well as our 70s and 80’s influences. Whether or not we could ever pull it off live… we will see lol.

RRX: How does practice go? Is the road practice enough, or do you have a practice shack? If so, how does it look? What’s on the walls? What cool sh*t is in there?

Duane: We rehearse in my basement. Same as Blasé DeBris. It’s mad cool. The walls are covered with show fliers, band posters, Sloppy Seconds, Wrathchild America, Misfits. Movie posters such as “May”, “the Runaways”, “Rock N Roll Highschool”, “Rocky Horror.” There are tapestries and pictures on the ceiling, stickers everywhere, beer fridge, TV, Couch, Stereo, 70s style hanging MCM swag lamps, and colored lights galore.

RRX: Tell me about your most recent song, album, or video (you pick.) Tell me a story about what went into making it. Not a process, but a cool story that took place within the process.

Jaime: What sticks out to me is the making of our new video for “Got Head?”.  For a band that was inactive for over 25 years, the support we received was amazing. From old friends like director Bryan Moak and shoot location owner Wendy Maki, to new friends like actress Gee Wolmart and videographer Yassir Kahn, the amount of people that donated their time/money/expertise really blew us away.  To be remembered and supported like that truly warmed the cockles of our hearts lol.

RRX: What would you like fans to know before they come to see you play? (No basic stuff; get specific)

Rob: I would like fans & hopefully “soon to be fans” to take a moment to listen to a few songs before they come see us. Many people already know the songs, but Trauma School has always been less about us just performing, and more about having everyone in attendance be part of the show. Sing-a longs, storytelling, “crowd work”, drinks …etc….anything goes! It’s like the Rocky Horror Picture Show. If you’ve seen it, you know what to bring & generally what to expect, but you never know what you’re going to get; each show is unique depending on how who attends & what they want out of the experience.The greatest & most memorable TSD shows have always had an element of semi-organized chaos where when everyone finally leaves , they head home having had a great night.

 

Trauma School Dropouts albums,cds & merch available through Cacophone Records. http://www.cacophone.com

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/traumaschooldropouts/got-head

 

 

 

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Serpent and the Sun – Chptr. 14 – Xperience Fiction

Serpent and the Sun – Chptr. 14 – Xperience Fiction – by Liam Sweeny.

The Boardroom resonated with the sound of muffled screaming. People were dying in the floors below. Liu couldn’t imagine the agony that was overtaking them, but he knew the form; AV3. It was impossible; the virus at its quickest took two weeks to break the body down, and it took no less than forty-eight hours for victims to become symptomatic. BlackLake had been there less than six hours. The screaming started an hour ago.

BlackLake sat in Liu’s chair, Liu’s chair laughing. Tendrils of him wrapped along the bench, peeking out of each end like the errant hairs of a Medusa.

The screams spiked momentarily. BlackLake waved his hands up to his nose, as if smelling fine cuisine. “Oh, the marvel of German engineering!” Liu stared at him blankly.

“The Germans used to be…,” He started, “Oh, forget it… old expression; before your time…”

“You’re as old as I am, Coulson-,” Suddenly Liu felt a sting across his face. He came to eye-level with the floor. BlackLake was standing over him, if that word applied.

“You are to call me Apep,” BlackLake said, “The words Coulson and BlackLake, I now consider derogatory. Understood?” Liu spat out blood, BlackLake took the gesture as an agreement, and helped Liu to his feet.

“OK, Apep,” Liu wiped the blood-spittle from his cheek, “As I was saying; you’re only as old as I am.”

BlackLake-now-Apep drifted its form back to the High Seat of the High Bench. “Oh no, Liu,” it hissed, “I am ancient.”

“You’re insane.”

Apep laughed, spiking every loose strand of Liu’s hair.

“BlackLake was insane.” It replied. “I know perfectly well what I’m doing.”

“You’re killing people,” Liu said, “If my guess is right, you’ll kill everyone on Earth out of spite.”

Apep smiled, black teeth outlined by intermittent flashes of bright green electrical arcs.

“You’re half right.”

“What good will it do you?” Liu was coming to the realization that he too wouldn’t live. It surprised him that he just realized that.

“I will kill everyone on Earth,” said Apep, “…someday. Someday soon, in fact. But I’m in no hurry; humans can’t harm gods. Your kind pose little threat to me.”

“So why are people screaming downstairs?”

Apep formed human-shape only sporadically, turning snake-like at times, vapor-like at others.

“Revenge, Liu.” It said. “Simple revenge. You took the life of my host; I take the lives of your own.”

“They’re not our host!” shouted Liu, “We don’t have a host!”

Apep put its tendril-finger to its lips. “Hmm…perhaps not,” It pointed out the window, “After all, dare I say who you truly feed off of is the poor fucks out there that are forced to live as animals in the shadow of these crystal palaces.”

“But you’re shareholders allow you to do it; their consent by their silence.” Apep continued. “Your murder feeding on their apathy, their denials and ignorance… I guess I’ll just have more fun killing them first.”

Liu shifted in his seat. Apep appeared to be dissolute. Perhaps if Liu kept him talking, the trend might continue.

“So, if humans pose so little threat to you, why kill us?”

Apep stared out the window, though it was hard for Liu to see its eyes. “Mercy killing, perhaps?” It said as it turned back. “Or perhaps I’m simply preparing the way of my duty…remember that?”

Apep was referring to a lesson taught to Guardsmen in training, a mantra to stress pre-mission preparation.

“And your duty?”

“I thought I told you that already, Liu,” It said, “I am ApepApep; the god of darkness, the spirit of the cloud and the storm…the devourer of the Sun.”

Liu was silent with shock. “You’re kidding.”

“In four billion years, the sun will glow red, grow to encompass the earth, frying everything on this rock.” It said. “Four billion years is lifetimes beyond what you and your kind, even the,” Apep formed quotes with his tendrils, “Immortals, like yourself, can achieve.”

“But I will be here,” He continued, “I am the spirit of the dark air, which is saturated with the nano-particles that carry my Presence. The Sun is the only enemy that threatens me…literally.”

B-but wait, you can’t destroy the Sun!” Liu cried, “The planet will freeze into an ice-ball! Not even you will survive that!”

Apep laughed. Even in its multi-timbral voice Liu could sense degradation.

Re is begat by Kepre, the scarab that prepares the way of His dutiful trek across the sky.” Apep said. Liu was incredulous. Such power run by such insanity was terrifying.

“Yes; I’m insane, I know…” Apep read his mind, “But the Image of Kepre exists, and when I find it, Re will at long last succumb.”

Liu needed to keep him talking. As they sat there, he could hear the screaming intensify. People were dying, suffering horribly. Liu didn’t know whether or not Everest was alone in the infection, but it was well out of his hands at that point. Liu’s only focus then was his own survival. As he observed Apep’s changing form, he knew it would be a matter of time before Apep lost coherence. He could tell; he just needed to bide his time, keep it talking. But about what?

“So why are you telling me this?” Liu asked. At once Apep tightened its form, becoming nearly human-like. Liu suddenly became unnerved.

“I thought you’d never ask!” Apep hissed. “As you’ve noticed, Coulson BlackLake’s not doing so well…”

Tendrils oozed off of Apep, vines that crept along the edges of the High Bench. Liu suddenly felt dizzy. The Boardroom felt like it was closing in. Sweat cooled him to a chill as he looked down to see black vaporous tendrils wrapped about his arms, securing him to his seat. He looked down and saw his legs, also bound. He didn’t bother to struggle.

“I guess you’re not the only parasite in the world, Liu.” It said as the tendril covered Liu’s face, filling his lungs with vapor until his heart beat with black blood.

“Welcome to divinity.”

 

***

 

They stared at the screen speechless, surrounded by a dozen or so workers, equally speechless. The Sanctuary continued to seethe and pulse, seemingly concentrated at the top of the spire; the boardroom.

“What’s going on there?” asked Sarah, “Where is that?

“That’s the Everest Sanctuary,” Jameson replied, “…and I’m not really sure.” Sarah’s hands were clamped gently on Daniel’s shoulders; one of Jameson’s, to his surprise, was on Sarah’s shoulder. He quickly withdrew it to the sound of Adams simulated beeps and whorls.

“Shut it,” Adam chuckled. Sarah looked back curiously. Jameson chuckled nervously as he waved her off.

“Nevermind,” He said, his face flushed. Sarah smiled. Despite their age difference, Jameson couldn’t help but notice how attractive she was. An uncomfortable silence passed between them; not even Adam attempted to break it. Laura was his angel of mercy, switching the channel to give them something to talk about.

Jameson would’ve preferred silence to the new distraction; it was horrifying.

“This is the Second Tier Main, at Everest,” Laura said, “We’re not usually able to get feeds from inside, but, as you can see, they have other problems right now.”

Did they ever.

The shrill pitch of screams threatened to blow the monitor-speakers. People were running to and fro’ aimlessly. There wasn’t anywhere they could run, except over the rail of the mezzanine. Many were doing just that. There was an eerie sound in the background, almost like sizzling, or the crunching of leaves. When a grey-haired woman passed close enough to the capture-screen, they realized what was causing it.

“Oh my God!” Sarah said as she put her hand to her mouth. In one move she spun Daniel away from the screen, at the same time herself vomiting on the floor.

“They’re…dissolving?”

“They’ve been infected with AV3,” Laura said, “Likely the whole Sanctuary…”

“That dirty Coulson BlackLake!” Adam’s features hardened as his background grew dark. “His doing!”

Jameson drummed his fingers absently on Adam’s casing “I think so, bud…”

“I know so!”

“Calm down, Adam…”

“No, Jameson!” Adam fumed, “I won’t!” Once again the lights dimmed in the Command Center. Once again it caused a commotion, made worse by the panic of Everest.

“Calm down, Adam.” This time it was Laura who spoke, and Adam calmed down, returning the Command Center to her command.

“We’ll stop him, Adam,” she said, “we’ll have to; we’ve no choice if we want to survive. But losing our calm becomes his advantage. He’s emotionless…”

“…always calm.” Jameson finished. Laura nodded.

“I have to meet with Commandant Mobley,” she told Jameson in a hushed voice, “We’ve picked up nuclear activity in Alaska, just north of Anchorage.”

“Roger?”

Laura let out a laugh. “No,” she replied, “Sam Lowery. He’s a Reb’, oversees a depot of captured equipment. We trade with him on occasion.” She motioned Jameson to one side.

“Adam, sleep.” She said. Adam’s panel dimmed immediately.

“I’m impressed…” Jameson remarked.

“It won’t work a second time,” she replied, “…he’s like that.”

Jameson let out a laugh, scratched the back of his neck. “Yeah…”

“He’s a bit of a tinkerer,” She said, “I’m talking about Sam now, J’.” She paused, biting her lower lip. Jameson looked back to Sarah; damned it he didn’t pick up the twinge of a dirty look.

“Jameson, you put a research archive together about religious apocrypha. It included Egyptian religion and mythology, correct?”

“Don’t you have a copy of it here?”

“We did.” Laura folded her arms. “It was synced to the New Rochester database. When Coulson destroyed New Rochester, he was able to exploit the sync for a very brief moment…”

“How bad?”

“Ten percent average degradation of all synced files.” She said.

“That’s not too bad-,”

“That’s not spread out evenly.” She said. “The most heavily-corrupted archives experienced over three-quarters loss, where much of the archive barely lost a character.”

“The religious apocrypha?”

“Heavily degraded.”

Jameson reached into his breast-pocket and pulled out a data-cube, gently tugging Laura’s hand open as he placed it on her palm. He folded her fingers over it for dramatic effect.

“I was saving it for just such an occasion, dear Laura…”

She laughed. “Such a gentleman,” She said and then paused. “Thanks.”

Don’t thank me,” Jameson replied, “Tell me why it’s important to you.”

Laura motioned Jameson even further down the main corridor. He looked back; Sarah and Daniel were talking to a horn-rimmed tech drinking coffee.

“We have reason to believe that Sam’s gotten hold of an iridium scarab.” She said. “I need you to go to Alaska as soon as arrangements can be made. You know the science and the history of it.”

“We need you there, J’’; I need you there… even if I don’t yet know why…”

Jameson quietly nodded. It was understood, and as such, finished business. They reached Sarah and Daniel as the tech found something technical to do. Laura graciously took her leave, with other matters requiring her presence.

“Did you miss me?” Jameson joked. Sarah smirked.

“No, actually we found a nerd to act as your surrogate…

“Ouch.” Jameson rubbed his chest. “But I couldn’t help but catch you looking at me a moment or ago when Laura and I were talking…dare I say a jealous look?”

Sarah rolled her eyes. Jameson suddenly felt embarrassed; he was acting like a jerk, way too forward. This notion was reinforced by Daniel, who stood in front of him, arms folded and scowling.

“Mr. Jameson, you don’t have a chance with my momma,” he said, “She loves Michael and I love him too. He loves us both and when all this moving around is over he’s gonna’ be my daddy and we’re gonna live in a big ole’ house with horses and a dog and-,”

“That’s not going to happen, Daniel.” They looked up to see a tall, muscular black man with a glowing Omega symbol tattooed on his neck.

“Tact goes a long way, Blake…”

Sarah got up to confront him.

“Who the fuck are you!?” She asked, her arms folded like Daniel’s. “And more important; who are you to tell my kid it ain’t gonna’ happen!?”

Blake scratched the braids of his goatee with one hand and he rubbed his head with the other.

“I’m Blake Chaplin.” He addressed Sarah. “I’m Michael’s best-friend. I was, anyway…”

“Was!?” Jameson ‘s eyes got wide.

“Was;” replied Blake. “He died in quarantine about an hour ago.”

 

***

 

“What the fuck was that all about!?” Jameson whispered harshly, his voice drowned out by Sarah and Daniel, whose heavy sobbing brought the consolation of the surrounding techs. Jameson had drawn Blake off to the side of the corridor by the arm.

“He’s dead, J’; what the fuck did you want me to say?”

“You could’ve used a little tact,” said Jameson, “He’s a fucking kid, for cryin’ out loud!”

“Yeah, well how ‘bout I send a doctor in a crisp white coat next time one of my friends dies!”

Blake’s voice was also hushed, but barely. He rubbed his wrist, turning away from Jameson to face the yellow strip that lined the wall. Then it struck Jameson; Michael was dead. He let his eyes hit the scuffed concrete ground to anchor himself against the dizziness that was gathering within him.

“Were ya there when it happened?” Jameson murmured. Blake nodded.

“Was he conscious?”

“Right till the end…” A cold laugh escaped Blake’s lungs. “He actually bet on his time of death.” He said, “…bet me my old badge.” He looked up, a single tear meandering down his hardened features to darken his collar.

Jameson knew he’d hate himself for asking, “Did he win?”

“2:30 p.m.,” Blake said without missing a beat. “He was pronounced dead at 2:31.” Blake looked at his watch unconsciously. “Yeah, he won.”

“Only Michael would bet on something like that.”

Blake pulled out his badge. “I’ll have to bury it with him,” he said, “fair is fair…”

“You alright, Blake?”

“Nah, man…” Blake wouldn’t bring his eyes from the wall. Jameson didn’t know what to say.

“Sorry, man… I didn’t mean to-… it was just a shock, is all…”

“I could’ve handled that differently.” Blake said. “Apologize to them for me, will ya?”

“Yeah, sure thing…” Jameson looked over at Sarah and Daniel. “So what’re we gonna do with them, Blake? Michael brought them here…”

“They’re your responsibility now.” Blake said.

“Wha’-huh?” Blake rolled up his sleeve, and Jameson saw his bare arm.

“Why’s it bronze like that?” Jameson strained to get a better look. “What is that stuff?”

“That’s me, J’,” He said. “The virus dissolves most people. Except if you’re infused. Then it turns all those nano-particles holdin you together and it turns them to metal. Bronze, copper, fuckin’ gold; who knows… Shit’s a motherfucker, J’.”

“Is Michael … like that?”

“Yeah; he looks like a statue.” Blake replied, holding his hand over his eyes. “God, I don’t even wanna’ think about the way he looked when he kicked, J’ – it just wasn’t right.”

They stood there without speaking, letting the background fill their ears. Sarah and Daniel had stopped crying. Jameson periodically looked over. They were just sitting there stunned; the attack on Everest may as well have been a blank screen.

“What are they saying about you?”

Blake glanced at his arm. “They’re clueless, He said, “Mike didn’t have bronzing until today; it just came on him.” He waved his arm towards Jameson. “I’ve had this since I picked you and Adam up from New Roch’…”

“Fuck.”

“Tell me about it,”

“So what now?” asked Jameson, “I didn’t even have a chance to talk to Michael.”

“I did.” Blake lifted his finger toward Sarah and Daniel. “Mike said they’re your wards now.”

“But Laura said I need to go to Anchorage; how am I supposed to take them?”

“They might just be safer there.” Blake replied. He pointed to the monitor screen. Everest continued to seethe black.

“BlackLake’s wiping out the Sanctuaries; it’s unlikely we’ll have a problem from them.”

“Why am I not relieved?”

“BlackLake’s far more powerful than we previously thought.” Blake continued. “Fuck, it’s not even BlackLake anymore, ‘calls itself Apep. He, it; it’s gonna make a run at Seattle. Only a matter of time.”

“What the fuck’s going on with it?”

“Who knows…UEC has a proven track record of creating things that kill.” Blake said. “I talked to Mobley earlier. He couldn’t give me much intel’, but I’ll pass it on.”

Jameson pulled out a notebook. “Shoot.”

Blake pushed the notebook down. “I only got four things for ya’; Laura tell ya’ about Sam Lowery?” Jameson nodded.

“Sam’s a good guy; I’ve dealt with him before. He’s got a dynamo-,”

Iridium scarab,”

“Whatever; it powers shit without running out of juice. The UEC hasn’t been able to dig it up; that may be partly why they released AV3 – burn the haystack in the hopes of findin’ the needle.” Blake leaned close.

“BlackLake, Apep, whatever he calls himself; he wont have that problem. We gotta get there first.”

“…and do what?” Jameson asked. Blake laughed.

“Ooookay…” Blake patted him on the shoulder.

“That’s why we’re sending you, genius.” He joked.

“Two more things,” He said, “Guy named Gerhardt. Gerhardt Schoern. Transferred recently to Anchorage from Pacific Sanctuary,”

“Spy?” Blake shrugged.

“Assume so,” He said, “Leaving isn’t usually an option; he’d need authorization to leave. He’s working with the Security Force. Just watch out for him, that’s all.”

“Gerhardt…”

“…Schoern. Don’t worry; we’ll send an image into your visual reference file.” Blake said. “Other guy; his name’s Kenny Boejke. He used to work for the Security Force. He pulled a Borland. We’ve been able to track him to Chickaloon.”

“Chickaloon, OK…”

“That’s where Sam lives.” Blake said. “He’s probably with Sam.”

“Is that a problem?”

“Depends on why he left Anchorage.”

“Yeah, point.” Jameson took his spectacles off to wipe the dust off them.

“Lastly, that…thing…I got in Albany… killed Cyrus; they’ve reverse-engineered it already. It’s just a laser filter. They made a big one to put on the pulse cannon… Don’t know what it’ll do, but…” He pulled the original out of his pocket, handed it to Jameson. “Take this one with you. May come in handy…”

Jameson flipped it through his fingers. “Alright.” He said.

“Better get back over there.” Blake said, pointing to Sarah and Daniel. “J’, if I don’t see you… ya’ know….” He put his fist to his heart. Jameson had a million things to tell him. He took those million things, balled them up into his fist and thumped his chest.

“One last thing,” Blake said as Jameson was walking away. He turned back.

“Mike brought them here ‘cause they’re immune.” He said. Jameson nodded.

“Yeah, I know.”

“…and that’s why I brought you here.”

Without another word, Blake turned, his black trench-coat flapped in the breeze of his pace as he walked away.

 

***

 

Haze hugged the ground of the outer ring as Elle tried to make a break for the ground service level of the Sanctuary. Her nerves were frayed by the friction of panic, her never having been witness to such craziness. She’d only encountered three people since she escaped her apartment. Their skin bubbled, lips cracked as if the foam pouring out from them was acid. Their eyes were dilated, lids upper and loader dissolving to reveal the engorged blood vessels that lined the ocular periphery.

Elle tried to shake off her revulsion. She saw three; three was enough.

She didn’t know what she was going to do. She had a goal; getting off the Sanctuary. Finding Gerhardt in Anchorage, living the rebel’s life he surely was living right then. But it was a big difference between contemplations induced by house-arrest and dodging corpses pending. Elle was mere yards from the TPT Terminal when she saw someone she knew; Kylie Janeau. Slumped against the wall, Elle only recognized her outfit. Kylie was a trend-setter. She wasn’t recognizable. Her body was following its own trend. Elle had to hug the opposite edge of the outer ring to avoid stepping in Kylie’s bubbling remains.

She slammed on the TPT Open button, hot tears making her eyes itch. She couldn’t stop checking her arms in mortal fear that she’d see her flesh bubbling, but each glance brought a second’s relief. The TPT wasn’t responding. She pounded repeatedly on the button, eventually crying out in frustration.

“The main’s out,” came a voice from the shadow-rimmed edge of the ring, “You’re gonna’ have to take the stairs.” Elle strained to see as the figure moved into the light, but she knew the voice.

Albrecht was dressed in a white protective suit. He was infected; the suit didn’t cover his face. Elle could see a few spots on his arms where the suit had been ripped open, his skin bubbling, but not as bad as the others Elle had seen. He had a splotch on his cheek that was bubbling; again, not as bad as she’d seen. He had a small plastic bag in his hand. He reached in, grabbing out a pinch of some kind of beige powder. He proceeded to rub it on the infected spots. Elle was amazed to see the bubbling lower in intensity as he did that.

“It won’t last forever,” he said, “…even if I had an endless supply; it’s a salve, not a cure.”

“I thought you were dead!” She said, her voice wavering, “You’re apartment… and I asked my father!”

Albrecht motioned for Elle to follow him.

“I don’t know about your father,” he said, “As for the apartment; I left it after you stopped by. I figured I’d be a marked man after you played that recording.”

“Oh Albrecht, I’m so sorry!”

“Don’t be,” He said, dipping into his bag for another application, “Every time I saw Gerhardt, I’d tell him one day I was just gonna’ disappear, apartment cleaned to the bare whites, no trace…”

“…and every time he left, I thought; who am I kidding?” a laugh escaped him. “I should thank you for giving me a reason to follow through.”

“I’m still sorry…”

Albrecht rubbed his cheek, “I’m beginning to think the same thing. This virus is diabolical.” Elle laughed.

“Glad you think it’s funny,”

“No, it’s just that Gerhardt used to tell me that was your favorite word.”

“I don’t know about favorite,” he said.

They walked about two-hundred yards until they reached a service corridor. It wasn’t marked; most of the service infrastructure wasn’t.

“Stairway B.” Albrecht pulled a set of pins out of his pocket and went to work using two pins to pop the tumblers. The door clicked, slowly creaking open. The stairway was empty; they descended in eerie silence.

“How come you’re not as sick as the others?” Elle asked to break the tension, “and what’s in the bag?”

“Its talcum powder, with some other stuff mixed in.” He said, “It helps; I think it absorbs the shit that’s bubbling off me.”

“Won’t work forever,” He added.

“Al, you don’t look nearly as bad as some of the people I saw on the way down the outer ring.”

“I’m not dead yet.”

“That’s not what I mean…”

“I know, but it’s true.” He said. “Whatever it is, it’s in the air. Maybe all those filters I had in my apartment did something, I don’t know…”

They rounded the curve to the top level of the First Tier. She knew there were nine levels to go before they hit the ground service level.

“So where’d ya go?” Elle asked.

“It’s a secret-,” Albrecht stopped in mid-thought. “Fuck it,” he said, “Guess it doesn’t matter now… There’s an air duct in the service structure; a big one. Some of the First Tier techs use it when they’re fucking around on their wives. It gets air from the outside.”

“What about contamination?”

Albrecht laughed. They reached the landing to Level 1-5. “You’re kidding, right?”

Elle thought about it. “Point…”

They quietly descended the remaining flights and reached the ground service level. Elle had never seen the core of the ground service level, only the outer edge when she and Gerhardt would meet by the eye-wall. The core was a labyrinth of monolithic black metal and thick flame-gradient cables, some the size of her wrist. It would have been awe inspiring to see that city-within-a-city alive and bustling with techs and service personnel.

The masses of clothing stained dark with foam and ooze haphazardly dotted the labyrinth, inspiring Elle to dry-heave only inches from a once-filled grey jumpsuit. In the background she could hear Albrecht coughing. It brought her back to her senses, and to a realization.

“Al, how come I’m not sick?”

Al dipped his fingers in powder. “You’re asking me?

“Kylie Janeau’s-,” Sick? “-dead. Her father’s a Board President. If it got her…”

“It’s not discriminating.” Albrecht said. “Was she infused?”

“No, not yet,” Elle shuddered, turning away, “She was in my class; we were supposed to go through it later this year.”

“What about your father? Isn’t he infused?” asked Albrecht as they approached the outer service dock. “Is he sick?”

“I don’t know,” Elle replied, “I haven’t-,”

Elle’s words froze in her mouth as they stepped out onto the dock. There was a fleet of freight skiffs; deserted, save for more soaked and empty jumpsuits. Victims. A steel rail separated the dock from the water, lined with a bench to give skiff drivers a place to sit between pick-ups and deliveries. It was lined with bronze statues, suspended in states of nervous agitation, as apparent by the facial expressions made metal. Elle recognized every face.

One of them was her father’s.

 

***

 

The Receiving Station was saturated with the smell of sweat and the sound of the herded masses hoping for a clean pass-through. Many hadn’t eaten; a few of them stood transfixed, nearly salivating over a bowl of soup that one of the Entry Guards left at his station to cool. Gerhardt whispered to Dalton, asking why the Guard didn’t have the decency to use the break-room. Dalton’s reply was that the soup was there on purpose; just bait to get hungry people to cross the line and be denied entry.

“We can’t let ‘em in if they don’t have table manners, after all,” Dalton said, “you’ve been in the bar… ya’ know we have our share…”

The old Gerhardt staring out from behind the shielded windows of Pacific Sanctuary would’ve been amazed at the cold-hearted explanation. New Gerhardt, armed and invisible against the broken backdrop of slack-faced, battered refugees, was just blank.

It was their third day undercover in the Receiving Station, and that day was the culmination of the assignment. They were expecting President Liu to arrive in Anchorage, to begin a sight tour of the Denali Diamond. He had recently taken over the Everest Sanctuary, deposing President Quan. The cause was unknown, and whatever changes it meant were likewise unknown; the live video-link was down system-wide. Dalton damn-near threw a bottle at the panel-screen in Apep when it went out during the Regional Death-Match. He had money on one of the fighters.

Dalton joked about Liu’s tour of the Diamond. Most of it would be a cloaked fly-over. Liu wouldn’t dare prowl rebel-held land. He was well protected in Anchorage, from the Receiving Station to the Armor Transport Depot off Old Glenn Highway. Truth is he had no need to tour anything. The Denali Diamond was the most heavily mapped, monitored and tracked geography on earth.

Something else was afoot. Dalton was sure of it, pointing it out the night before over the last round of ‘scrape. President Liu was making a statement.

“He’s makin’ a show,” Dalton said, “Denali’s got a Lander. He can bypass Anchorage,” He belched, “This is about face-time. Fuckin’ symbolism…”

“What about the rebs?”

“’Prob’ly wanna’ a slice o’ the big cheese.” Sylvia shouted last call as Dalton downed scrape dregs and lit up a hand-rolled.

“That’s OK, Syl’; I’ll clean up,” He smiled. Sylvia flipped him off.

“Clean up all the alcohol, you’…”

“Love you too, dear.” Dalton tapped Gerhardt’s shoulder.

“Pay up the tab tonight,” he said, “If I won that bet, I’ll square ya’…”

The taste of scrape was still on Gerhardt’s breath the next day. He was becoming immune to Dalton’s hangover remedy; the dull pounding was marking time like a clock. Suddenly the Receiving station became quiet. Gerhardt’s gaze darted left to right.

“That’s him.” Dalton said quietly. Gerhardt felt Dalton’s hand on the back of his head, turning it to one of the Security Service doors.

“Somethin’s not right with him,” Dalton whispered, “I’ve seen him before; he’s different.”

“How?”

“I don’t know…” Gerhardt could feel Dalton moving forward slightly, though the Shimmerite obscured his outline.

“It’s like he’s not human…”

“He’s infused, right?”

“It ain’t that,” Dalton said, “He was infused the last time I saw him.”

Liu was surrounded by five men all dressed in the black-and-gold trim uniforms of UEC Guard. He was dressed in pure black, but there was more. From where Gerhardt was standing, it seemed that Liu’s eyes were black, no distinction between the corneas, irises and pupils. Just pure black. He turned his head, and Gerhardt could swear Liu was looking straight at him. This notion was confirmed as, after a brief exchange with the Head of Entry Security, Liu traversed the Receiving Station in the direction of his and Dalton’s post.

“Will ya’ look at that?” said Dalton. Gerhardt didn’t have to ask what he meant. Liu wasn’t walking around people as his men were; he was drifting through them, leaving the people in line shocked and bewildered, to put it mildly. One little boy was terrified, screaming as Liu passed through, bathing him in black mist. Soon he and Gerhardt were face-to-face. He then realized the Shimmerite was off.

“Aren’t you an interesting figure…Gerhardt Schoern.” Liu more hissed than spoke, “A self-sacrificing enigma. Not easily understood.”

“I-I’m sorry, Mr. President-,”

“Don’t be. And don’t call me Mr. President.” He said, and then his voice trailed. “That office has been abolished.”

Gerhardt looked back at Dalton, who shrugged slightly enough to indicate his being correct – something strange was indeed happening. Liu cast his onyx eyes to Dalton.

“Insubordinate,” He said. “Flat-spirited, dispassionate if there’s not a wager at stake.” Dalton lowered his head slightly; he was pissed.

“Killer without conscience,” Liu continued, “…duty-bound, not honor-bound.”

“Dalton Henry,” Liu extended a sinewy hand whose veins held an inky black pulse. Dalton shook it uncertainly before Liu offered the same hand to Gerhardt. The Guardsmen were motionless, expressionless. They almost didn’t seem real.

“You gentlemen will be my escort through the Diamond.” He said.

“I’m not qualified to fly a Security Escort.” Dalton replied.

Liu smiled. His teeth were brilliant white, offset by the extremely dark hue of his tongue and gums.

“Who said we were flying?” He asked.

“You wanna’ do a low-float through rebel-held territory?”

Low float?” Liu laughed; more of a cackle. “I was thinking of walking.”

Dalton smiled, waiting for the punch-line.

There was none. By the look on his face, Liu was quite serious.

“The rebels will try to kill you.” Dalton said, “You’re going to make it easy-,”

Dalton was interrupted by an explosion that rocked the receiving station, opening the roof and half of the far wall. It knocked Gerhardt off his feet. He rose to a high-pitch squeal in his ears and the whip of bitter Alaskan wind stinging the tip of his nose. His equilibrium returned to a scene painted in charred concrete and blood. People were screaming. Laser-fire erupted from the breach as men fired DE in Liu’s direction, clipping one of the Guardsmen on the shoulder. Liu was still standing where he was; he hadn’t moved an inch the whole time.

“Gentlemen,” said Liu, “Your assignment begins now.”

 

***

 

Frequencies shifted, forming micro-frequencies, anti-frequencies making antimatter infiltrating matter like the spark that turned gas fumes to fireballs. Kenny sat on a worn-out, sweat-encrusted office chair, concentrating as two notes poured into his ears from the buds of Sam’s headphones. Two pure tones; frequencies, nearly identical, only a hair’s slice of difference separated them, not enough to cause Kenny comprehension, just unease. He was a bit nauseous, and though he’d have gladly attributed it to the tones, he knew the real cause was Sam’s absence.

Kenny stood there, slack jawed, dazed as Sam prepared to take his leave.

“You alright, Kenny-Bo’?” He asked, his usual smile on his face, “Look like the cat’s got your tongue.”

Sam had to explain the expression; Kenny had never heard it before. But it wasn’t a cat that had Kenny’s tongue. It was guilt.

I killed your boy, Sam. I’m sorry, but I can’t hold it in any longer. I have to get it off my chest.”

That’s what the cat had hold of. Kenny cleared his throat and feigned nervousness at being in the depot alone. Sam reassured him it was in good hands and left the way they’d come in. Static crackled softly in the background; Sam called it a ham radio. He said it was dialed in to a channel they’d be using in an emergency. Kenny hoped and prayed it wouldn’t go off.

Sam had a framed picture of Alex on the desk. Kenny wished that he could’ve turned it around, but the desk had a fine layer of dust on it; Sam would’ve noticed its movement. All Kenny could do was to keep his eyes on the plans and absorb the shearing monotones in the headphones.

There was a point to listening. The audio signals were even multiples of the frequencies the scarab used to shift the matter balance. Kenny had to have an understanding of how it worked. The frequency was being programmed into him; all he needed was to memorize the multiplier. The materials and schematics were all drawn out. Sam was right in the fact that Kenny didn’t need to understand the scarabs to create them. The fact was no relief.

Sam was planning on not coming back. He was jovial upon his departure, but Kenny had spent a week with him. He was in many ways a minimalist, doing only what he needed to get the job done. It made sense in Chickaloon; wasted materials couldn’t easily be replaced and wasted energy could differentiate survival from death. Sam wouldn’t waste time teaching Kenny what he didn’t need to know. The full effect of this was made plain during their last conversation.

“This is the main power relay.” Sam had a thick metal door pried open and was pointing to a series of buttons and levers. “See this here?” He pointed to what looked like an empty, odd-shaped socket. Kenny nodded.

“The first, copy, you make of the scarab goes in here,” He said, “Note, there’s no actual connections in the socket, see?” Kenny looked over Sam’s shoulder.

“How does it connect?”

“Just put the bottom end close enough to the socket; they’ll pull themselves together.” Sam shut the door.

“The scarab provides what’s known as a feeler field,” He continued. “It’s a static field, and when it finds an empty electrical load, as in that socket or the battery contacts on a skiff, it narrows the feeler field to form a direct connection.”

“It does all that on its own?”

“Yup’,” Sam smiled. “It supplies voltage, current, heat; whatever the things runs off of.”

Kenny had the scarab in his hand. He could still feel the warmth of radiation. “Wow.”

Sam walked over to the desk, muttering to himself; Kenny couldn’t make it out. He opened the top drawer, pulling out a thick folder, near to bursting with papers.

“These are the manifests of what we have here,” he said, “We trust precious little to electronic media. We have dealings with Seattle on occasion; they buy some of our captured equipment. Lord knows what they do with it—they probably take the shit apart, I imagine…”

“Sam, why are you telling me this?” Sam walked over to one of the three tall filing cabinets that lined the east wall and pulled open the top drawer.

“…you’ll need to know how to fill out our portion of the Transfer Request Form…”

“Sam, answer me,”

“…they’re not hard; they’re just headache to-,” Kenny walked over to the filing cabinet, slamming the drawer Sam left open.

“Goddamnit, Sam!”

Sam stopped, setting the forms down on his desk, sighing, not meeting Kenny’s eyes with his own.

“The President of Denali is taking a tour of the Diamond,” Sam said, “we’re gonna’ try to intercept him at the receiving station.”

“And by intercept, you mean-,”

“Kill.”

Kenny carefully set the scarab down on the desk. “Sam, isn’t he immortal? Infused or what-not?” Sam dug in his pocket, pulling out a small white plastic device. It looked like a tiny old flashlight. It was a hack-cover; Kenny had seen a few as a Security Force member.

“I got this thing a year ago, from our sister depot in New York, place called Albany.” He said. “As far as I know, they only had one other copy. And I say had because last week we stopped receiving signals from Albany.”

“You think they got wiped out?”

“Me and Ralph used to play chess every couple days over the ham,” Sam said, “Ralph’s the, well, the me over there. I haven’t heard from him in a week.”

“Maybe something came up.”

“No.” Sam said. “Mitchell’s a better chess player. That was our link, me and Ralph. Ten years without a week missed. What’s that tell you?”

“Sorry, Sam…”

“…so you’d be well advised to learn these forms.” Sam said. “This depot was here before I moved up here; it’ll be here after me.”

“Aw, Sam…” Kenny nearly teared up, “What about Alice? The boys?”

“They’ll do,” He said. His eyes were dancing with the floor, “we’ve had our experience with loss…” Kenny felt the last sentence stab into him. It was then that a cat kept him from confessing.

Kenny pulled the headphones off. He was getting a headache, and he leaned back in the chair, rubbing his eye-sockets with the bases of his palms. He opened his eyes and cast them down at the desk. There, poking out of the corner of a stack of Transfer Forms was something Kenny missed. It was an envelope, old and stained, with the handwritten words KEN-, he pulled it out, -NY. He ripped it open and pulled out a piece of folded notebook paper, the lines barely visible. Kenny read it aloud. It was a simple note from Sam, nothing complicated. Kind of like a sledgehammer.

Kenny-Bo’,

The day you were captured, Roger Borland sent dispatch to my house, telling me they’d captured the man who killed Alex.

You. Yes, I know. I’ve known the whole time I’d known you. I was offered your life, to do with as I pleased. Had I wanted to, I could’ve killed you. I’d be lying if I said that I hadn’t thought about it. I didn’t have you mow the lawn because I needed you to. It was a waste of your expertise, and plus it was Mitchell’s chore. I did it so you would have to see Alex’s grave every day.

Then I noticed that you spent extra time making sure that not so much as a blade of grass was awry, not one petal of one flower showed a twinge of wilt. And I saw you pray at every pass.

I know you’re sorry, and I know you’ve wanted to tell me. That cat’s got claws. But I want you to know one thing;

I forgive you. So does Alice. Jimmy and Mitchell too (they found out the night I did.)

Kenny wiped the tears from his eyes to finish reading.

I may not return. Please take care of Alice, Jimmy and Mitchell. And please keep the depot open, if it’s the only thing you do. And I have one last request of you.

Pray for me, Kenny-Bo’. Pray for us all.

 

Sam.

Kenny wiped his eyes. He breathed hard, his bleary gaze locked on the ham radio as his head reverberated with sorrow. In the white noise of static and the dying fluorescent light of Sam’s lab-turned-office, Kenny brought his hands together and prayed.

 

 

 

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There should be a second Guinness Book of World Records, like an alternate book, the “Dark Guinness” book. Like the most crack sold in a single house in a single day, or the person with the most VDs at once. The most necessary product recall, the biggest fraud vitamin supplement. There should be a whole section on “dick moves,” and a special insert for dick moves by dick bosses. And in this bizarro book, right in the center, would be A OK Walker, of Fayetville, Georgia. He gave a departing employee his final pay, which you might think was a good thing, but it’s how he gave it; in pennies, coated in oil. 90,000 pennies to cover $900. Clearly thre were problems, and it would be fair to say there were both sides, but I would surmise that if one of those “sides” had the pettiness, and the time, to soak 90,000 pennies in oil, that side is showing overwhelming dickish tendencies.

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