Coin Flip Coach – Weird Side of the Internet

Coin Flip Coach – Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny.

Suppose if you wouldst, getting a job. Now we’re talking a good job. No cubicles, no canary yellow polyester shirt, no nametag, no ant marches to the oasis of the watercooler. Because you don’t drink that water; you’re an executive. You make orders, you don’t take them. In fact, you could flip a coin and give a Christmas bonus or make people work that day.

You could do a lot of things with coin flip.

Spanish football manager Robert Moreno did categorically not use ChatGPT to make major decisions for the Russian Sochi Club from where he was let go. He definitely didn’t do these things that he left the club for.

Isn’t that what ChatGPT is? A coin flip? A guessing machine? If you didn’t know, the program is supposed to compare what question you ask to the million other times someone asked that same question, even if they asked it in Great Gatsby. Then it sees all the answers given, and it copies that and blends the grammar to give you what looks like a well thought out answer, but really that answer could be identical to the one a Tibetan bus driver gave their passenger.

So imagine everybody askin questions, askin at the time, popping the questions into GPT, and it’s just an echo changer of bland mediocrity, and that’s making decisions that could blink out some local country fair.

I head that frequent use of the guessing machine makes you dumber. You kidding me, right? Seriously, if I let a machine do my hard thinking for me, I might end up dumb as sh*t, with a brain small enough to make my brain a maraca? No way.

This is soccer, where this AI “scandal” took place. What I can’t imagine is a couple thousand Sochi fans being chill with this, No way, not soccer. Those soccer hooligans are nutter butters.

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