Blowing Off Steam with Pringles – The Weird Side of the Internet

Blowing Off Steam with Pringles – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny,

An officer of the court. A defendant in a capital murder case. A victim’s advocacy group.

A can of Pringles.

It’s November of 2023, Caldwell, Ohio; criminal defense attorney Jack A. Jakeslee has a client that is facing a capital murder case. Jake drives into the parking lot of a victim’s advocacy center and throws a Pringles can into the lot and drove away.

I didn’t say it was an empty Pringles can…

So let’s see who already figured out, based on what I’ve said so far, that he poo’ed in it. If you’re disgusted, you’re probably surprised. Cause if you already guessed, you’re too busy patting yourself on the back to be disgusted.

So yeah, he poo’ed in it. He said it was to blow off steam. So I have questions. Like big, straight-up honest questions. Okay, first: can he just poop every time he’s pissed? I can’t just lay a steamer when I’m pissed, can you? I mean, can you imagine knowing somebody who laid a 2 every time the cashier missed a dollar? Imagine screwing with them, just doing stuff to make them sooooo mad…?

Yeah, he got a misdemeanor for disorderly conduct and littering. And he was suspended from practicing law.

Who the h*ll does that? If someone’s homeless, sure. In fact that is literally the only acceptable reason to do this. And let’s not forget that he threw the poo can into the parking lot of a victims advocacy center. It kinda went from being a real creepy habit to intimidation… through a weird, creepy habit.

I still don’t even. I had a sentence here, but I forgot what I was going to write, but “I can’t even.” is right on the money. Actually, I think I was going to wonder why. If he launched it at someone, it would’ve made sense. But dropping it in a parking lot? Did he think someone was going to pick it up and check for left over Pringles?

Do better, Jack.

 

 

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