Little Alien Invasion – The Weird Side of the Internet

Little Alien Invasion – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny.

So we’re all seeing drones, huh? Wild. The Capital Region, as well as the New York City area and especially New Jersey is in the scratching end of a rash of unexplained drone flights. Sometimes they’re just flying about willy-nilly, and sometimes they’re flying in “men-in-suits” places, like restricted airspace. And if the government, any part of it, knows what’s up, they’re not saying a word.

“We have no evidence at this time that the reported drone sightings pose a national security or public safety threat, or have a foreign nexus,” said National Security Council’s Communications Advisor John Kirby. “It appears that many of the reported sightings are actually manned aircraft that are being operated lawfully.”

So it makes you wonder what’s going on, right? If they’re drones operated lawfully, what’s the game? Why all of them, right now? I can lawfully take pictures of a nuclear facility, but absent some very good and logical reason, someone is going to come out and talk to me.

Is it a prank? Is it like the creepy clowns that were spotted everywhere in 2016? I’m sure they’re cool as cucumbers at the podium with all the reporters, but they have to be shitting bricks. So what if it’s not from Iran? Everybody knows that the best nutcases are forged in the U.S. of A.

My theory, and sweet Lord I hope it’s true, is that this is the close encounter of the third kind. This is the alien invasion. Only these aren’t the scout craft – these are the motherships. Because we have a lot of nerve just assuming that human beings are the standard for creature size in the universe. That was what the dinosaurs must have thought. So these little grays want to take over the earth, and it wouldn’t even be hard. If they had a lawn seat at the pandemic, they probably have a good idea how to take us out.

Let’s just hope they’re here for their favorite brand of blunt wraps and that’s it.

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