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Peshy Kruger – Xperience History

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Peshy Kruger

Peshy Kruger – Xperience History – by Rob Smittix.

Originally published in November 2021.

On Friday November 12th at The Madison Theatre in Albany #25toLIFEEE and Peshy Kruger present #LIFEEE Behind Bars 2. For those that aren’t fluent in Rap music lingo, bars means musical bars. The event is a rap battle that will entertain the masses and there will be times the punchlines will make you spit your drink out all over the floor. Today I am speaking with the man himself. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Mr. Peshy Kruger.

RRX: I’ve been a fan for quite a while. I’m from the South End (Albany), I believe you are too.

PK: Yeah definitely. We’re from the same hood bro.

RRX: I enjoyed my time growing up there. It’s a character-building neighborhood.

PK: Definitely.

RRX: You have a rap battle coming up “LIFEEE Behind Bars 2.”

PK: This event that’s taking place I tried to get my birthday but I couldn’t, so I got the night going into my birthday. The event takes place November 12th and we’re going to be there at midnight so…

RRX: It will be your birthday, nice! I brought up being from the same hood, from the same area because I really find I love listening to local rap music more than any other rap music out there.

PK: There’s not too many of you guys though. I’m starting to garnish the attention but what I had to do to get the attention man. I’ve been rapping probably since I was eight.

RRX: You and me both.

PK: I started taking it really seriously when I was in high school. At Albany High we had the courtyard and that’s where all the rappers would come together. You know what a cypher is?

RRX: I do.

PK: And that eventually comes to, we’ve got a lot of nice dudes on this cypher, let’s have a battle. And battling back then was different from what the culture is now. Spitting some rhyme that you have rehearsed, not on a track but you had them down and had a couple of punchlines. Now it’s a whole art. People are crafting and getting real good with it. Definitely has evolved.

RRX: Hip Hop has always been a competitive sport. Like you said you were rapping since you were young. Me too. I was the kid with the turntables in the neighborhood.

PK: A turntable in the hood was like gold.

RRX: Oh yeah those were the days man, we used to hit Music Shack on Central Ave for the records and if you wanted a great mix you had to purchase two of the same record every time.

PK: How about the tissue on top of the tape?

RRX: Oh, my God yeah to re-record over it. Now me being an older cat a lot of the newer stuff that the kids are putting out, just doesn’t do it for me.

PK: I’m not gonna lie, I pride myself with adapting to mad different flows, it almost hurts my brain to dumb it down. I enjoy being lyrical and have somebody else spin it back like oh damn, I hear something different every time. You know what I mean?

RRX: I feel like a lot of what’s coming out now is from a generation that never knew the world without an internet or social media. They all sound alike to me; they’re all talking about the same thing. It’s an oversaturated market. That’s what I like about what you’re doing man because you do have some of the newer beat style and choruses, but your flow is very similar to us old cats.

PK: Yeah, I do that on purpose too. It’s almost like a breath of fresh air when you’re rapping how I am rapping. Before it was almost the opposite. Everybody feels like they’ve got to adapt to the new sound and I’m doing my own thing pretty much and it’s cutting through.

RRX: There’s so much talent here. I mean your brother (Eighty Gee) is one of them.

PK: That’s my older brother by the way. We started at the same time. When I said I started at eight, he was nine. He’s one of the few that can adapt that new flow but actually can sing something too. That’s why he cuts through, it’s actually lyrical, you feel me?

RRX: It is, he pulls it off very well. Now this is the second Life Behind Bars battle and the first one I believe was also at the Madison Theater. Correct?

PK: We made it hot now. I see everybody at the Madison Theater but I ain’t mad at it.

RRX: It’s good to see a venue that supports it. As you know it’s tough to get Hip Hop into venues.

PK: I had to win their trust to be perfectly honest with you. I’d be lying if I said there isn’t a dark cloud around Hip Hop because so many shows were shut down with violence. We make sure none of that happens. We have metal detectors and I’ve got my own security. Battle Rap is so diverse for fans, we have moms coming out, you know what I mean?

RRX: Well, I’m not taking no sides, but I see my guy Rich Millz is there.

PK: Yeah, Millz man, I definitely had to put Millz on. He was battling when I was battling.

RRX: I had a friend that got pretty far in Battle Rap and it got ugly sometimes, I mean you could tell they were stalking each other’s Facebook pages. I’m like oh man leave his little sister out of it.

PK: The gloves are off. The more you show it’s hurting you… you gotta act like none of it fazes you bro.

RRX: I call it boxing with microphones.

PK: It’s not even boxing, it’s UFC, because with boxing the ref is going to come in the middle when he hits the floor. In the UFC when you hit the floor, they’re still punching you bro.

RRX: Well, I know at the end of a match it’s nice to hit the gloves together or shake hands or something like that.

PK: That’s the awesome thing about it. There’s respect. Back in the day when we were rapping at each other in the courtyard and you say somebody’s mom’s name, it’s liable to be a riot (laughs). With the growth of the sport and the growth of sportsmanship, it’s more of a salute, like, “yeah you’re nice”. They understand why you have to go after that battling. That’s the beauty of it.

RRX: So, I know this is just the beginning.

PK: The sky’s the limit. That’s why we have to make sure we’ve got a good reputation and remain incident free. Nothing is unattainable, just gotta stay positive, stick to the plan and not try to take any shortcuts. Put the work in and I feel like we’re doing that. We’re doing what we’re supposed to and I’m doing it at the right time where my music is in order, it’s lined up, I’ve got a lot of eyes on me. I’ve got a lot of content building because of my music. Busta Rhymes even hit me up, you know what I mean?

RRX: And he didn’t have to do that. That’s amazing.

 

 

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Total Mass Retain @ The Linda, 2/28/2025

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(Officially endorsed) Yes tribute band Total Mass Retain returned to The Linda and brought many of their ’70s-era classics to life. It was the band’s first show of 2025 and the first to feature guitarist Ray Matuza.

You can catch them at Daryl’s House in Pawling on May 16 if you missed them.

Photography by Timothy Reidy.

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Plena Libre @ Proctors’ GE Theatre, 2/27/205

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The Passport Series at Proctors brought the tropics to Schenectady with Puerto Rico’s Plena Libre. Lots of dancing ensued.

The series continues on March 29 with Moonlight Benjamin at Universal Preservation Hall.

Photography by Timothy Reidy.

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Don’t Fear the Reaper, Boys! – An Xperience Column

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Nick Lowe

Don’t Fear the Reaper, Boys! – An Xperience Column – by Rob Skane.

Nick Lowe. You familiar? If not, then we can’t be friends – it’s that simple. Some might argue that Saint Nick of Lowe is the songwriter’s songwriter: I would be one of those people. And, we all agree, there’s a metric s**t ton of great songwriters out and about. But there’s only one Nick Lowe.

We have all heard the magnum opus, “(What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding,” and we’re probably most familiar with the Elvis Costello version, which is without a doubt the quintessential version of that song. Well, Nick Lowe wrote that one – and he did it when he was 19 years old. He was playing with legendary pub rockers Brinsley Schwarz at the time and was probably doing 250 gigs a year back then. I don’t know about you, but when I was 19, I was attending community college, working at the local Burger Hut, and trying to get some “satisfaction” (to quote from the book of Jagger/Richards), thank you very much.  I mean, couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a handful of pardons. But I digress. I know it’s not about me – shut up already.

So, Nick Lowe was spanking the four-string plank with them Brinsleys and then later on with the mighty, mighty Rockpile. Sometimes, he even played the eight-string Hamer bull fiddle with Rockpile, too. Why? I don’t know. I mean they were incredible as it was, but maybe he lost a bet and had to play the eight-string on occasion? If you find out, let me know.

Mr. Nick produced a ton of bands way back when, too. He started as the Stiff records in-house producer and then began getting more and more production work. He earned the nickname “Basher,” because the production style at the time was “bash it out and tart is up later.” It really fit with the spirit of the new wave, which was raw but not really punk. The songs were sorta poppy, had an attitude, and the bands could play well. Nick had them hit the tape hard with spirited performance and then would sprinkle in some sonic loveliness during the mixing process.

But, back to the songs … man. They almost all move me, and you might feel the same. The song “Cruel to be Kind” put him on the map as a solo artist; it was an FM radio staple back when people listened to FM radio. His lyrics would often twist a phrase or reinterpret the mundane in very cool ways. The “Labor of Lust” LP is probably the best place to start if you’re looking to get into his work – followed closely by “Jesus of Cool / Pure Pop for Now People.” And, here’s a pro tip – find as many Rockpile shows online as you can. They are incendiary. Who said Youtube?!

In his later years, Nick reinvented himself as a crooner, somewhat. The songs were still amazing: ‘What’s Shakin’ on the Hill’, “12 Step Program (to Quit You Babe),” and “Lately I’ve Let Things Slide” all come to mind. So many songs … too many to make note of, really. Dig his mood and dig into his catalog, that’s my suggestion.

His quick wit, intellect, and sense of humor all come through in his lyrics. He sings about real life, kids – and that’s important. Speaking of Nick’s wit, I have personal experience with it. One night, a buddy of mine and I went to see Nick play, and we had the good fortune to chat with him after his set. As our chat was wrapping up, we mentioned that we were heading over to a different venue to catch the end of a Blue Oyster Cult show. Nick smiled, his eyes were beaming. He made the heavy metal horns with both hands and said to us, “Don’t fear the reaper, boys!”

 

 

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RECAP: Big Empty / Psycho Mutton Chops @ The Wire Event Center, 2/28/2025

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Rocksackie Music Series Brings High Energy to the Wire Event Center

Words and Photography by Stephanie J Bartik.

The Wire Event Center came alive on Friday night as the Rocksackie Music Series, presented by Brian Jakusik, delivered an unforgettable double-headliner show. The evening featured two powerhouse bands: the genre-blending Psycho Mutton Chops and the high-energy Big Empty, making for a perfect mix of nostalgia, adrenaline, and pure rock entertainment.

Kicking off the night was Psycho Mutton Chops, Upstate NY’s premier psychobilly, blues, and surf rock band. With a set packed full of infectious original songs and covers spanning the ’50s and ’60s surf rock era, they had the crowd instantly moving. But they didn’t stop there—adding their stylistic flair to favorites from the ’70s and ’80s, they delivered a dynamic performance that set the tone for an electrifying night. Their energetic stage presence and signature sound proved why they are a local favorite, leaving concertgoers buzzing with excitement.

As the night progressed, Big Empty took over, bringing their explosive alternative rock energy straight from Schenectady. One of the fastest-rising acts in the Capital Region, they delivered a setlist packed with ’90s-2000s alt-rock anthems that had the audience singing along from start to finish.

One of the defining moments of the night came when frontman Patrick Follett launched into a powerful cover of the Cranberries’ “Zombie.” The atmosphere shifted as the crowd was swept up in the raw emotion of the performance, hanging on every note. Another standout moment was their rendition of George Michael’s “Careless Whisper,” reimagined with an emotionally charged rock twist that gave the song a whole new life. But it was “Crazy Bitch,” the Buckcherry hit, that sent the energy levels through the roof—pulling fans from the back of the venue to the front of the stage in a frenzy of movement, singing, and sheer rock revelry.

The pairing of Psycho Mutton Chops and Big Empty made for an epic night, blending vintage surf rock vibes with high-voltage alt-rock energy. It was a show that didn’t just entertain—it ignited a party atmosphere that left concertgoers craving more. The Rocksackie Music Series once again proved why it’s a staple in the Upstate NY music scene, bringing together stellar talent and an unforgettable live music experience.

The Rocksackie Music Series continues with limited engagements through March 2025, offering fans more chances to experience top-tier live performances. To make the night even more exciting, attendees can book transportation on a party bus, ensuring a safe and seamless way to enjoy the show while starting the festivities early. You can check out the bus schedule, upcoming events, and more information at Rocksackie’s official site.

 

Big Empty

 

Psycho Mutton Chops

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In Trenches / Torn Out / Killcount @ Empire Underground, 3/2/2025

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Interesting show at Empire Underground Sunday. In Trenches reunited for the first time in 10 years, while Killcount played their very first show. Glens Falls’ metalcore outfit Torn Out rounded out the five-act bill.

(See galleries of Somewhere to Call Home and Breathe the Skyline in their final appearances here.)

Photography by Jake Fox.

 

In Trenches

 

Torn Out

 

Killcount

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Coming Up – Hangar on the Hudson

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Hangar on the Hudson

Hangar on the Hudson
Hey! We’d love to see you at a show soon.
Here’s what we’ve got coming up.

Eddie Spaghetti (Supersuckers)
Sunday, March 9th
Catch a rare solo performance by the one and only Eddie Spaghetti of the Supersuckers with special guest Metal Marty Chandler. Solo cuts, Supersuckers hits, and well known cover tunes. Come hang!

The Wheel
(Live Grateful Dead & Beyond)

Friday , March 21st

Buckle up, put it in gear, and enjoy the ride with NY Capital Region’s “Listen Up Award” 2024 winning favorite GD band, ”The Wheel” as they put their driving, thoughtful and expressive spin on the music you love and enjoy

Flatwounds
w/ Post No Bills, Take Steps, Unintelligents

Friday, March 28th

Heavy Albany Grunge. $12 at the door.

Come on out!
Bill Kirchen plays Bob Dylan
Electric Dylan (64 & 65)

Sunday, April 13th

Bill saw Dylan go electric at Newport in ’65, and was there in ’64 when he debuted Mr Tamborine Man. It ruined him for normal work. He’ll do songs from his catalog, including the Commander Cody years, plus the songs he saw Dylan do those two crucial years at Newport. All with his all star Texas band.

Jukebox – Music News Cuts – 3/7

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Jukebox

Jukebox.

Aimee Mann

To celebrate the “22nd ½” anniversary of her 2002 album Lost In Space, Aimee Mann will be going on tour. It will kick off in Canton, Rhode Island on June 5th. There will be dates in Brooklyn, Boston, Chicago and other cities, with the concert wrapping up at the Riviera Theatre in Chicago on June 27th,

Jonathan Coulton will be making guest appearances throughout the tour, and the tour will be accompanied by the release of a special vinyl edition of Lost in Space, with new packaging and remastered tracks. Her most recent album was Queens of the Summer Hotel.

Tickets are available now.

Aimee Mann 2025 Tour Dates:

06/05 – Cranston, RI @ The Park Theater

06/06 – Boston, MA @ The Wilbur Theatre

06/07 – Nashua, NH @ Nashua Center for the Arts

06/09 – Ridgefield, CT @ Ridgefield Playhouse

06/10 – Deerfield, MA @ Tree House Brewing Company

06/12 – Hampton Bays, NY @ Canoe Place Inn

06/13 – Brooklyn, NY @ Music Hall of Williamsburg

06/14 – King of Prussia, PA @ Concerts Under The Stars

06/15 – Washington, D.C. @ 9:30 Club

06/18 – Richmond, VA @ The National

06/19 – Charlottesville, VA @ The Jefferson Theater

06/20 – Durham, NC @ The Carolina Theatre

06/21 – Charleston, SC @ Charleston Music Hall

06/22 – Atlanta, GA @ Variety Playhouse

06/24 – Knoxville, TN @ Bijou Theatre

06/25 – Nashville, TN @ CMA Theater

06/26 – Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue Theatre

06/27 – Chicago, IL @ Riviera Theatre

Pink Floyd

Pink Floyd’s iconic 1972 concert film Live at Pompeii is being re-released as a 4k remaster. It has been recreated and restored by hand from the original 35mm film. They were found almost by happenstance in a can in Pink Floyd’s physical archive.

Lana Topham, Pink Floyd’s Director of Restoration, explained, “The newly restored version presents the first full 90-minute cut, combining the 60-minute source edit of the performance with the additional Abbey Road Studios documentary segments filmed shortly after.”

The audio for the film has been freshly mixed for 5.1 and Dolby Atmos.

The remaster, titled Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii – MCMLXXII will appear in IMAX starting April 24th. The concert was performed in an empty amphitheater in Pompeii in 1971.

Billy Corgan

On an episode of Joe Rogan’s podcast, Smashing Pumpkin’s frontman Billy Corgan opined that the band was the most misunderstood band in rock ‘n roll. “I think it has a lot to do with the issues of Gen X,” he said. “and it has a lot to do with a relationship that I set into motion with the media when I was a very young person, playing kind of a funny game — like doing my own my own version of Andy Kaufman or Bob Zmuda. Because I thought it was all shitty, so I was just like, ‘I’m just going to play with this like a toy because I think it’s kind of funny.’”

He continued. “I didn’t realize that the coming culture was going to kind of almost be attracted to people who are willing to immolate themselves on the public stage. Most people who are attracted to fame, they want to run towards the the shiny part of it. I was attracted to the non-shiny part, which is, ‘Okay, I’ll light myself on fire and let’s see what happens,’ or ‘I’ll light you on fire and let’s see what happens.’

The Smashing Pumpkins will be going on a UK/European tour over the summer. Tickets are on sale now.

 

Andy Falco – An Xperience Interview

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Andy Falco
Eric Rayburn

Andy Falco – An Xperience Interview – by Niki Kaos.

The Infamous Stringdusters perform jaw-dropping, innovative musical arrangements with agility and dynamics that seem otherworldly when witnessed live. Melding bluegrass and Americana styles with unconventional genre-bending flair, each concert is a unique experience, bringing a palpable energy and danceable groove.

The Stringdusters are bringing their magic to Universal Preservation Hall on Thursday, March 13. I caught up with Andy Falco, who plays guitar in the band, on what is in store for the show, and a unique music teaching project coming up.

RRX: I’m excited for the UPH show

AF: Yeah! Saratoga Springs. Love it!

RRX: There’s a lotta fans up here for you. Can you tease any of the setlist vibes? What are you going to bring this time?

AF: We do a different show every single night, so there’s no way to know what the setlist will bring. We always bring a lot of bluegrass and a lot of our own songs, high-energy party time. People should bring their dancing shoes for sure.

RRX: I love that. I love to dance! I’m curious what that process is like when you have to come up with a different setlist for each show?

AF: The way it works is Chris Pandolfi, our banjo player, will write the setlist at some point during the day. He keeps good track of what we’ve been playing. What we played last time we were in that city. And then we all go over it and make changes if we want to. We discuss it, and then we play the show.

RRX: That keeps it fresh, when you’re not repeating the same setlist over and over. I mean, it has its place, I don’t knock it. But it’s exciting not to know what you’re going to get.

AF: It’s the way we like to approach it. It keeps it fresh for the band, keeps it fresh for the audience. If people are doing multiple shows on a tour, they know that each show will be its own unique experience. In our sort of corner of bluegrass or jam world, it comes from that.

It sort of comes from the Grateful Dead approach. Our shows are loosely structured in similar ways to a Grateful Dead show. Two sets usually, and different shows every night.

RRX: That makes sense because you’ve taken bluegrass and Americana to the jam space and honored that tradition of getting people in a room, and dancing and getting down. You’ve been doing this for almost 20 years. What is it like to have such a long-standing collaboration with your group?

AF: We’ve been together a long time because we are very good friends. We love making music together. We love hanging together. There’s really no egos or anything like that. I think bands end up having issues with that kind of thing. We’re very lucky that we just enjoy being out on the road and making music together. A trip with your buddies where you get to make music along the way.

There’s a lot of mutual respect within our band. Oftentimes, when people work with us, like producers or engineers, they’re often surprised because we’ll tell them that our band operates as a full democracy. There’s no leader in our band. They’ll be like … yeah, right. But, they’re surprised when they hit the studio with us that it truly is a collaborative effort.

Everyone has so much respect for each other in our band. If you propose an idea, and there’s another idea from the band – you don’t get your feelings hurt. You trust your bandmates. We all trust each other. And I think that’s the secret to the longevity of our band, and we have no intention of stopping anytime soon. We just love it so much.

RRX: That’s very good news. You’re bringing that energy to help support other musicians. I’ve been reading that you’ve been doing some producing.

AF: For me, producing is something I do occasionally because it’s really fun to make records with other bands. With other people’s vision in mind, as a producer, your job is not to make it like your vision. Your job is to help them realize their vision and be on the outside and guide them through finding what their vision is, bringing some ideas that might help them.

I produce occasionally. Actually, Chris Pandolfi does a lot of producing in Denver. I think we all dabble a little bit in some kind of production stuff. In our band, we all have a lot of experience making records of our own. Also, in Nashville especially, a lot of sessions for other people, being in the studio with great producers and great musicians. And with some heroes. So, if I can bring that experience …

With my own production, usually I’m working with bands who are more starting out in the New York area, and I like to bring that experience. The studio flow and ideas to help people realize their vision for their music. It’s a really rewarding thing to do.

RRX: Just being around other musicians helps me level up. I’ve heard being around players better than you will motivate you to step up your game. But then also, you can learn from anyone at any skill level.

AF: You’re right. Honestly, as somebody who has taught at a lot of workshops and camps, I love doing it. And I do Zoom lessons sometimes when I have time to do that. The main reason I love doing that is because it is fun, and I get to talk about the music I love.

But also, it makes me evaluate my playing and what I’m doing. Because when you start to evaluate things, you might be talking about something or someone is asking you about a specific thing, and you’re explaining it, and I’m thinking to myself … oh yeah. I gotta remember to do that too! (laughs)

RRX: Exactly!

AF: It helps me analyze my own playing and reminds me of a lot of things that I need to keep up with.

I’m going to be doing an online teaching program that I’m signed up to do. The idea of it is that there will be a whole series of videos that I will record so people can access them. Whenever they want, they can make a video of themselves playing and ask any questions. Then I receive those videos, and I make a personalized video response for them. Where I can comment on what they’re doing.

It’s kind of a cool way to teach because it’s something you can do on your own time. You can browse through different topics. If you have a question about something, you send in your video, and then you get a video response back from the instructor. Showing you what you did right. What you need to work on. It’s an innovative way to learn. And they have a vast roster of instructors. artistworks.com. Mine will probably launch later this year.

RRX: I love that! I love the way you described the format. Because some people are pressed, scheduling things for a certain time, and snafus happen. But when you give that space for someone to do it on their own time, that is a very logical use of technology.

AF: I’ve found that sometimes when I do a real-time one-on-one Zoom with somebody, those are great. I love doing those. I love getting to chat with people in real time. We can address a lot of things in real time, and that’s a great way to do it, too. But one of the advantages to the Artistworks.com format is that I think sometimes people get a little bit nervous when I’m doing a lesson with them.

RRX: That’s because you’re “Infamous!” (laughs)

AF: Ah … there you go. That might be.

And for some people, if that’s the case, they might feel more comfortable with the video they’re working with.

Usually, the way these video breakdowns work is there’ll be hundreds of short videos on each topic. You can really dive into the details on something. And you can do it on your own time without feeling like somebody’s watching you. When you do run into a question, you can send your video in and get the feedback. So, for some people, I think that works really well. I look forward to making those videos and putting that out there this year.

Andy Hall, our dobro player, has been involved with this for a long time. It’s artistworks.com. And they have all kinds of music too. Rock musicians, bluegrass musicians, you name it. They have a style of music and musicians that you would probably know and want to learn something from.

RRX: Well, that is really cool! I think people learn in all different ways, so having different formats to share information is amazing. Is there anything you want to say before we wrap up?

AF: See you in Saratoga! Bring your dancing shoes!

 

 

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A Name that Can Kill Skynet – The Weird Side of the Internet

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A Name that Can Kill Skynet

A Name that Can Kill Skynet – The Weird Side of the Internet – by Liam Sweeny.

Do you have a weird last name? I don’t really, but the spelling of my ‘Sweeny’ is not the typical spelling, which is ‘Sweeney,’ and so I’ve had my share of not pulling up on someone’s system and having to check their spelling. But that’s just a mild annoyance. Some people have names nearly impossible to pronounce in English, and some people have names you can easily pronounce, like ‘Weiner,’ that too many people are eager to pronounce. But there is one surname that has a particular power in our cyber enhanced system:

Null.

It’s a simple name, and there are enough people who have it, but “Null” means “empty value” to a computer. So in many areas of our lives, just typing in the last name “Null” on an online form will crash the system.

Nontra Yantraprasert became a null through marriage and came very close to missing a friend’s wedding in India because the Indian consulate kept crashing their system trying to process her form, resulting in them hand-proccessing it. Jan Null, a 75 year-old weatherman, had no much trouble booking online hotel reservations for his job that he started putting “J.Null” in the last name space, looking like he doesn’t know how to fill out a form.

Just the use of “Null” to be a jackass by making that your vanity plate, in the hopes that processing your plate would crash a police computer and get you out of a speeding ticket, might end up giving you hundreds of tickets from all over your state.

What’s the moral of this story? I guess if you want to frustrate yourself, change your last name to “Null.” Or if your last name already is “Null,” my condolences. I have to sometimes let it go when people spell my name ‘Sweeney,’ and I thought that was a pain, but hats off to you, truly. Rest with the knowledge that your very name could bring Skynet to its knees.

 

 

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