Stories
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Holiday Bonus Spud – by Liam Sweeny. Christmas is over, thank the Sweet Lord, pass the clamato. But as you know, the best stories need time to filter out. And this is basically a Christmas story, kind of like Die Hard. Also kind of like Rambo: First Blood (yeah, look that up.) Do you like […]
Raina Huang – Eat Well and Fast – by Liam Sweeny. I am a large man. So large that I’d rather not share pounds, but with inches I clock in at 6 foot 8. So picture a six-foot, eight-inch rolling snowman. And everywhere I go, people look at me and they’re like, “were you on […]
Drugs Store – Location, Location, Location – a story by Liam Sweeny. What is the wildest way to break the law in Canada? Riding a Mountie’s horse without permission? Riding a moose with or without permission? Trash talking Molson beer or hockey? How about opening up a roadside drug store, i.e. a trailer where people […]
After the Big Night (Christmas Fiction) – story by Liam Sweeny. She slept through the sound of him coming home, wrapped up in an eggnog-stained microfiber throw. For a woman who spent all year knitting seasonal blankets, it was an irony he dared not chuckle over, lest he wake her. The quart of eggnog was […]
Hard Time Kangaroo – Fun in Canada – by Liam Sweeny. Ever wonder what it would be like to do hard time in a Toronto jail? Yeah, me neither. Not saying my cheeks don’t get a little tight when a cop pulls up behind me flashing berries on the way to someone who’s not doing […]
Jesse Sample swings through to play a few originals from his 52 track forthcoming album Freak of the Week SUBSCRIBE HERE: https://www.youtube.com/@NoMsgTVChannel
Manatees and Disorderly Intoxication – Florida Man – story by Liam Sweeny. Disorderly intoxication is the fodder of comedic urban news. Add that to Florida, and even ChatGPT could write something good. So yes, we are in Florida. Pinellas county. A 23 year-old man named Anthony Lessa, Pittsburgh native, was livening up Saint Petersburg with […]
Post-Mortem Passenger – Fun at the In and Out – story by Liam Sweeny. You’re not going to believe this. It is actually my hope that you aren’t going to believe most of the things I write about in these stories, but I can assure you they are real. And this one is real, but […]
Plague Rats Vacation in a Small Town – story by Liam Sweeny. Picture the Dark Ages and what do you see? I know at least one thing you see is the plague. Bubonic. People in full buboe eruption sewing themselves into their shrouds. Men moving through the streets with carts saying ‘bring out your dead’ […]
Her Dying Wish — a story by Liam Sweeny. A sad story is never what I’m aiming for when I set out to write these dump, stupid, weird stories for you all. Snake meat on pizza? Sure. A dog running for mayor? Lead with that, absolutely. But this one is a really tough one, and […]
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